VALERIE FRANKEL

New in paperback: Harry Potter Parody!

Announcing a new book release by Valerie Frankel!
Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: The Unauthorized Harry Potter Parody.
Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it’s not just the cafeteria 
food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy’s pet 
rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-
to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for America’s Funniest 
Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snort’s dreaded 
hankies, or worse, watching A History of Cabbages in Polish. All the while, 
the least likely character watches, coveting the pet rock for her own sneaky 
agenda. What part does Socks the parrot, wisecracking pet of Headmaster 
Bumbling Bore, play in all this? Will Revolting dare the ultimate villainy 
and spoil the book? Will this novel waste your entire morning? There’s only 
one way to know…


Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: an award-winning parody 
for all the Harry Potter kids out there.

Newly released this month, this paperback is hysterically funny and will have 
you and all your family rolling all over the furniture laughing in no time.  
This book is written for ALL AGES—clean enough for kids, sophisticated enough 
for adults, and silly enough for both.  While supplies last, Henry Potty and 
the Pet Rock is available for an introductory price of only $9.99.

FREE GIFT FOR HARRY POTTER FANS!
This week only, download the Henry Potty and the Pet Rock sampler absolutely 
free.  Yours to keep as a thank you gift, even if you don’t choose to buy.  
Just visit www.HarryPotterParody.com.

You’ll adore this silly, ridiculous paperback.  Buy it for your kids, and 
keep it for yourself.  Everyone has a friend who’s a Harry Potter fan, and 
this is a fantastic, one-of-a-kind gift to treasure.  Buy direct from the 
author and she'll be happy to sign or inscribe it with a personal message.  
Visit her website or contact her directly at valerie@calithwain.com. Reserve 
your copy today! www.HarryPotterParody.com