PROFESSOR PORKER'S PUGNACIOUS PIG PUNS
by Tom and Vivian Underwood

-or- A promiscuous pack of pungent porker puns purposely perpetrated on
positively propitious people.  This 44 page illustrated bargain basement
collection of tasteful ribs will make you groan, chuckle, and even laugh out
loud.  Take a few minutes for your funny bone.  [Folks, this is G rated
humor.]

Send a SASE for flyer to:

        Professor Porker
        c/o Tom Underwood
        205 E. Dimond Blvd #212
        Anchorage, Alaska 99515-1909

If you want the book, it's only 2 dollars with 50 cents for expenses (which
doesn't even cover postage).  That's $2.50 total.  Don't send the SASE, just
a check or money order and your address to Professor Porker.  The book will
be on it's way the minute your check clears.