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Graffiti Board Archive
July 2003

Thu, Jul 31, 2003, 6:41:16 AM
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    Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel.

    Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.

    How many roads must a man travel before he admits he is lost?

    Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

    Fight crime: shoot back!

    Montana -- at least our cows are sane!

    Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

    Wanted: meaningful overnight relationship.


Wed, Jul 30, 2003, 6:32:59 AM
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    If you can read this, where did my trailer go?

    Cat: The other white meat.

    If you can read this, please flip me over. [Seen upside down, on a jeep]

    Remember: Stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

    Boldly Going Nowhere.


Tue, Jul 29, 2003, 6:39:37 AM
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    God must love stupid people . . . He made SO many.

    Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

    If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

    You Lost. Get Over It!

    Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?


Mon, Jul 28, 2003, 6:38:20 AM
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    Discourage Inbreeding -- Ban Country Music.

    Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

    Don't come knocking if the car is rocking.

    Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

    Don't steal . . . the government hates competition.


Sun, Jul 27, 2003, 8:57:14 AM
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    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

    It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

    Women who seek equality with men lack ambition.

    YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move.

    Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.


Sat, Jul 26, 2003, 5:52:13 AM
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    Out of my mind . . . Back in five minutes.

    Terrorists Suck.

    Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

    Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

    Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control.


Fri, Jul 25, 2003, 6:24:03 AM
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    I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

    BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

    Will Have Sex for Beer.


Thu, Jul 24, 2003, 6:27:19 AM
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    Drive like hell -- you'll get there.

    High beams were made to piss people off!

    Follow that car, Godzilla, and step on it!

    Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

    Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.


Wed, Jul 23, 2003, 6:33:25 AM
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    I love cats . . . they taste just like chicken

    I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?

    I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.

    I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


Tue, Jul 22, 2003, 6:56:57 AM
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    You're unique, just like everyone else.

    Born Free . . . Taxed to Death.

    Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

    The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

    Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all of its students.


Mon, Jul 21, 2003, 6:24:37 AM
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    A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

    Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

    If you are psychic - think HONK.

    Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

    He who laughs last thinks slowest.


Sun, Jul 20, 2003, 7:48:26 AM
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    99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    I are proud to be a college student.

    Honk if anything falls off.

    BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.

    Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals.


Sat, Jul 19, 2003, 6:17:15 AM
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    Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You're an Asshole.

    Beer -- Helping White Guys Dance Since 1842.

    You are right where you belong, behind me!

    So you're a feminist . . . Isn't that cute.

    Adults are just kids with money.


Fri, Jul 18, 2003, 6:30:53 AM
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    Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

    He who angers you conquers you.

    Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.

    To be loved, be lovable.

    Stupid should hurt!


Thu, Jul 17, 2003, 12:06:56 PM
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    You have to be really secure to be seen in this car.

    Hey idiot -- You're driving a car, not a phone booth.

    If something goes without saying -- LET IT!

    If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ.

    Not all who wander are lost.


Wed, Jul 16, 2003, 7:37:48 AM
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    Talk only if you can improve on the silence.

    What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?

    My child was inmate of the month at Broward County Jail.

    Men are idiots and I married their king.

    Life -- it's just a cereal.


Tue, Jul 15, 2003, 6:24:47 AM
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    If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

    The buck doesn't even slow down here.

    Horn Broke. Watch For Finger!

    My god can beat up your god.


Mon, Jul 14, 2003, 6:31:24 AM
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    I put in contacts for this?

    If we weren't meant to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat.

    I like toast.

    My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

    Eagles don't flock.


Sun, Jul 13, 2003, 6:16:20 AM
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    Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

    If you can read this you are too close.

    If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

    I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.

    If you can read this you're in range.


Sat, Jul 12, 2003, 5:59:57 AM
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    Look out! Behind you!

    Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

    This is not an abandoned car.

    All generalizations are false.

    The more I learn, the less I understand.


Fri, Jul 11, 2003, 6:38:02 AM
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    Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

    If it is a man made world, why can't we remake it?

    I'm not littering . . . I'm donating to the earth.

    No matter where you go, there you are.

    DARE to keep cops off donuts.


Thu, Jul 10, 2003, 6:29:58 AM
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    Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.

    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!

    Never cut what you can untie.

    Don't laugh -- it's paid for.

    Be Human.


Wed, Jul 09, 2003, 6:17:18 AM
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    This truck has been in 15 accidents . . . and hasn't lost one yet.

    I hate bumper stickers!

    I'm not really a driver I just play one on TV!

    Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION.

    Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?


Tue, Jul 08, 2003, 6:28:17 AM
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    Don't play stupid with me . . . I'm better at it!

    My child beat up your honor student!

    Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

    I don't drive fast I fly low.

    I don't do mornings.


Mon, Jul 07, 2003, 6:24:35 AM
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    Faster than a speeding ticket.

    Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

    Too many freaks, not enough circuses!

    Save the planet recycle an environmentalist.

    I took an IQ test and the results were negative.


Sun, Jul 06, 2003, 7:33:18 AM
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    YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move!.

    This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

    Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

    You can't be late until you show up.

    Why be normal?


Sat, Jul 05, 2003, 6:08:35 AM
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    If you're stupid and you know it honk your horn.

    You are driving too close -- I can see your bald spot.

    A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

    I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

    I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q."


Fri, Jul 04, 2003, 6:35:36 AM
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    Horn Broke. Watch For Finger!

    Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill.

    Hang up and drive!

    Hogwarts Dropout

    Your such a Muggle!


Thu, Jul 03, 2003, 7:36:17 AM
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    Do unto others before they do unto you.

    Was today really necessary?

    The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.

    In theory, everything works.

    Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.


Wed, Jul 02, 2003, 5:37:44 PM
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    There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it.

    On the other hand . . . you have different fingers!

    Keep honking, I am reloading!

    Never eat more than you can lift.

    The world is coming to an end. Please log off.


Tue, Jul 01, 2003, 6:21:16 AM
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    This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!

    Adults are just kids with money.

    T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.

    You are right where you belong -- behind me!

    Proud mother of a delinquent child!



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