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Oh WOW!!  They're *ALL* watching NOW!!  And probably RIGHT THROUGH YOUR
MONITOR - which means, They are on YOUR SIDE!  Paranoia is Your Friend!
(And mine!! 8-D)  For the moment.  So ACT IMMEDIATELY!!  And read fast:

This is NO ACCIDENT!  YOU have been selected by COSMIC FATE to receive
this once-in-a-lifetime INVALUABLE POSTING!  (Note:  Please direct all
your flames, complaints and legal actions to Cosmic Fate, Inc, RK Ent.)

You MAY have seen hundreds of so-called Get Rich Quick schemes just in
the past month alone.  But this one is different!  It is the _Latest_!!

"Isn't a Chain Posting illegal?"  Yes, but this is NOT a chain posting!
It is the very FIRST posting -- therefore it CAN'T BE a chain, not yet!

"But isn't a Net Ponzi/Pyramid scheme an illegal and prohibited fraud?"
NO, it's only a fraud if you're promised something that never happens!
Like, "no new taxes".  I promise nothing, that I can deliver!!  Except:

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!:::    _____   k     Guaranteed 100% every time!         ___      :::!
!:::    \_@_/  //     Safe when used as directed!      __[___]__   :::!
!:::   {~._.~}//     Never leave home, ever again!      {~@=@~}    :::!
!:::    ( ^ )//     Lose 30 pounds in just 10 days!      ( ^ )     :::!
!:::   ()~:~%R      (That's $46 US, $237 Canadian)      ()~*~()    :::!
!:::   (_)-<|)    Offer GOOD for life of this posting  /(_)-(_)\_  :::!
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