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CONGRATULATIONS!  You're a WINNER!  And you certainly WANT this BRIDGE
I'm selling!  But it's MINE!!  Though I'll TELL YOU how to GET YOURS!

It's   *Brilliant!*   *Powerful!*   *Success-Proven!*   *Beta-Tested!*

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Make thousands of dollars every hour, with a job at the US Treasury!
You will earn $600,000 every day, just by being a Disney executive!!
Tomorrow - YOU could have LOTS of other C00L and quasi-VALUABLE stuff!
But HOW could I know all this -- unless...I'm PSYCHIC!!  So LISTEN UP!!
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I KNOW what you're thinking!  "This must be some kind of sneaky, under-
handed, Hollywood-hyped, flim-flam, rip-off scheme to separate Me from
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It really IS the Perfect GET RICH Formula, which only I have discovered,
and which I am passing its full SECRET *EXECUTIVE* KNOWLEDGE on to YOU!

AHA!  Now you're thinking, "WHY would he share his Power-System Secrets
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Hmmm...  NO, it hurts TOO MUCH to think about it, and that's why They're
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[bounceBOUNCEfloppityBANGbounceWHAPbumpBAMBAMthumpetydumdumflop]  [Woo.]

"Doesn't that mean *I* have to think?"  NO! ... It does NOT take a "Math
Genius Rocket Scientist" to figure this out!  Because it's THOUGHT-FREE!
The fact that you're reading this should be proof enough!  And if you're
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assured -- IT IS WORTH IT!!  ALL you need to do, is simply "GET a CLUE"!

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Finally!  You can get RICH beyond your wildest hopes!  HARD to beL.ieve?
That's o-KAYE -- I didn't believe it myself!  But look where I am now!!
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This really IS the *Secret* to GETTING RICH now!!  Get what others have
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"But wait -- if I WIN, doesn't that mean somebody else has to lose?"
Absolutely "NO"!  Not if that "somebody else" never ever FINDS OUT!!
This is a *SECRET FORMULA* - just like it said 5 lines back up there!
S-E-C-R-E-T-!  Just for US!  Keep it that way!  Nuff said!  Sheesh!

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