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Wake your neighbors! Phone your foes! You are now the One who Knows!
..Just remember: THIS IS ALL TOP SECRET!!!! (`tis better that way ;)
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AT LAST! THIS is THE ANSWER! FORGOT the QUESTION? IT DOESN'T MATTER!!
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BIG MONEY! BIG MONEY! BIG MONEY! BIG MONEY! BIG MONEY!! BIG MONEY!!
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Get a bigger monitor screen! Then hold a magnifier up to it!! Or get a
video projector, and throw this on the wall! Then wait'll it gets dark
and project it on the building across the street! Or up on the clouds!
Yow!! Or get a real $100 bill, and scan it in sideways!! And no matter
how big you make it, it'll have the same full monetary backing by the USA
government that the actual Reserve Note has!!! But wait - there's more!
Hit "Copy Block", then "Insert Block x100"...and MAKE MORE MONEY, as fast
as You Can! And with no more effort or skill than a corporate executive!
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Turn up the Green! Feel the screen! Ionic Energy at Your Fingertips!
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Best of all, BEST OF ALL, you can use this *GRN* Formula on ANYTHING!!
Poker, Roulette, Horses, Dogs, Snakes, Toads, Hollywood :producers --
Yes, ANY picture you can put on this screen can be blown up, real big!
Even that Bridge I mentioned back there! I'm talking Guided Imagery!!
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:::;' /) - * - BIG DREAM Payoffs!! Again and AGAIN!! - + - (\ `::::
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:' _( (_ _ First, make sure nobody is watching, who _ ) )\ />
: (((\ \) /,) might contest Your Sanity. Then TOUCH / ) / //))/
: (\\\\ \_/ / the Magic "Bob" Face in the center of \ \_/ ///// .
:. \ / the ascii $100 on Your screen and SHOUT: \ / .:
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::::/ / .:.* "TREMENDOUS TREASURES BEYOND COMPARE *:::. \ \.:::
:::/ /.::::::.* WILL ALL BE MINE THIS HAPPY YEAR!" *.:::::::.\ \:::
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[Hey - couldn't hurt. And if YOU receive OVER $10,000,000.00 in CASH in
the next 60 days - remember to send me just 1% and I won't tell a Soul!]
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Mike Jittlov - Wizard etc . . + * .o o.* `.`. +.
Church of the Creative Spirit ' * . ' ' |\^/| `. * . *
& alt.fan.mike-jittlov (: May All Your \$/ Good Dreams
(Yes, it's a real newsgroup!) and Fine Wishes /_\ Come True:)
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"By the Profit, Sum, and the Wholly Gross -- Hollywood be thy name!"
Copyright 1994 by Mike Jittlov \|/ ____ \|/ And to think i could
Like THIS really works, uh huh @~/ ,. \~@ be wasting all this
Special Thanx to Lirpa Loofs! /_( \__/ )_\ energy on making
[fnord][fnord][fnord][fnord] \__U_/ another movie!