This topic should be the epitome of insensitivity, but I am posting
 it because I live in Hollywood (reason enough), and I _personally_
 experienced Nature's 4:31 wake-up call, and I just now had my first
 shower since before the night before the event.  My conscience is
 clear, my body is clean, I now ask without shame or remorse:

What would you consider the most appropriate food for celebrating
 (as seen on TV) "L.A. EARTHQUAKE 94!" Day?  Or, if you ate it prior
 to January 17, 4:31 am, you could blame such food for psychically
 causing the quake?  Feel free to add to my List:

Quaker Oatmeal
 Quaker Rice Crackers
 Ritz Crackers
 Nabisco Crackups
 Keeblers Raisin Ruckus
 California Raisins
 Skippy's Chunky Peanut Butter
 Shake `n Bake (Chicken, or Hot & Spicy)
 Campbells' Chunky Soups
 Corned Beef Hash
 Ground Round
 Breakfast Rolls
 Scrambled Eggs
 Spam (it just sounds right)
 Shakey's Pizza
 Squash (acorn, butternut, spaghetti)
 Crushed Pineapple
 Mashed Potatoes
 Albers Instant Grits
 Cereals:   Quaker Oats Granola
           Quaker Oats Cap'n Crunch
           Post Cocoa Pebbles
           Post Fruity Pebbles (an LA fave)
           Kellogg's Fruit Loops (ditto)
           Kellogg's Smacks
           Kellogg's Corn Pops
           GM's Total - Raisin Bran
 Ice Cream: Rocky Road
           Marble Fudge
           Mud Pies
           Push Ups
           Nestles Crunch
 Soda Pop:  Jolt Cola
           Slice
           Hawaiian Punch
           Orange Crush
 Coffee:  anything fresh-ground
 Weight Watchers Slim Shakes
 Milk Shakes - any flavor
 Snapple Fruit Beverage
 Twister Fruit-Flavored Beverage
 Awake Orange-Flavored Beverage
 Tootsie Rolls
 Almond Roca
 Pop Rocks
 Rock Candy
 Jello
 Nestles Crunch Bar
 Jolly Time Popcorn
 9 Lives Petfood

Apres Tsunami:  Crest Toothpaste
                Tide Detergent
                Surf Detergent
                Dash Detergent
                Downy Softener
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"I'd like to express my sympathy to all those impacted by this
 disaster." -- Ex-Vice President Dan Quayle standing in front of
 the collapsed 2-level freeway, after the Loma Preta quake, 10/89