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EXT. SAN FRANCISCO DOCKS (1906) - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING
Boxes, bales, crates and nets are piled haphazardly. Moonlight spills over all, casting dark shadows. Fog swirls. A Chinese junk floats moored to one side, lanterns glowing dimly.
A gangplank leads down to the dock, wood CREAKING with the tide. WATER LAPS softly against the hull, and in the distance can be heard the occasional CHIME of the harbor buoy.
SUPER
San Francisco. March 17, 1906.
ANGLE ON TWO PORT AUTHORITY WORKERS
Anglo males in matching uniforms, they are also very similar physically. They stand with clipboards, pencils and customs documents, incredibly bored. The only thing that isn't routine is the time of night.
PORT AUTHORITY #1 Here we go again.
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The junk. AH CHUNG emerges from the swirling fog at the top of the gang plank. He is dressed in fabulous Manchu robes, a long braided queue looped gracefully in one hand. He is an older man, and would exude the mysteries and wisdom of the East if he didn't appear ready to drop dead.
Ah Chung staggers down the gangplank.
Port authorities 1 and 2 exchange the same quizzical glance.PORT AUTHORITY #1 Over here, Ching-Chong.
(bored and disrespectful)
CHUNG The name is Chung. Ah Chung.
(gracious)
PORT AUTHORITY #2 Ching, Chang, Chung. Same thing.
PORT AUTHORITY #1 All you damn Chinamen look alike.
(continuous with #2)
CHUNG No, we are quite different. I myself find Westerners remarkably similar in appearance, though I am sure I will learn to tell the difference in time.
ON GANG PLANKPORT AUTHORITY #2 Says here you're a merchant.
(looking at invoice)
CHUNG That is correct.
PORT AUTHORITY #1 Okay, we can let you in. You're on the list of okay Chinamen: merchants, diplomats, teachers and students.
CHUNG And merchant's wives.
There stands TAMAMO NO MAE, the picture of Asian elegance. Hers is a beauty of indeterminate age, perhaps as young as twenty-five or as old as fifty, though most likely somewhere in her late thirties.
Her blouse and pants are of the finest silk, gorgeously embroidered, accented by a beautiful silver fox wrap hung about her shoulders. Her hair is done up with pearls and gold pins, and in one hand she carries a Chinese parasol, shielding herself from the moonlight.
Tamamo walks down the gangplank, graceful despite the tiny bound feet of a woman of the court, and joins Ah Chung. Lovely and demure, she hides in his shadow, three steps behind.
Ah Chung takes out small silk bag. Theatrically pours contents into palm. CLINKING of coins.PORT AUTHORITY #2 What's with the parasol?
CHUNG My wife's complexion is very delicate.
PORT AUTHORITY #1 Yeah, wife, right. You've got yourself a Chinese slave girl.
CHUNG Please do not insult my wife. Fortune has blessed me in my later years, giving me a wife whose grace and beauty I do not deserve.
PORT AUTHORITY #1 Paid a lot for her, huh? Don't sweat it, Ching-Chung -- You're allowed one wife.
(checks manifest) What's this? One-hundred fifty... live foxes?
CHUNG They are a valuable commodity.
PORT AUTHORITY #1 I don't know. There's regulations...
CLOSE ON PALM
A fortune in Chinese gold.
BACK TO SCENE
He tosses the silk bag atop it all.CHUNG I trust you gentlemen will find all the appropriate paperwork in order.
Ah Chung signs, and Port Authorities 1 and 2 give him all necessary documents. They leave.CHUNG You may keep the bag as well.
(continuing)
PORT AUTHORITY #1 Everything's perfectly in order, Mr. Chung.
(flabbergasted)
(extends clipboard and pencil) Sign here, please.
TIGHT ON TWO SHOTCHUNG Have I done well, my jewel of perfection?
(to Tamamo, hopeful)
TAMAMO You have done very well, my husband.
(an order) Kiss me.
Ah Chung leans close to the beautiful Tamamo. A spark passes between their lips, and Tamamo's eyes blaze with demonic fury.
The old man's life force is being drawn out. Horror and realization dawn upon him. He tries to draw away, but Tamamo grabs hold, kissing him with fierce passion. His life ebbs and he falls to the pier, dead.
CLOSE ON CORPSE
Ah Chung's eyes are frozen wide with horror and terror.
Tamamo's foot kicks him in the shoulder so the corpse lies face up, staring blind into the moonlit sky. A faint, faint trickle of blood runs from the corner of his open mouth.
LONG SHOT ON TAMAMOTAMAMO (O.S.) Old fool. I didn't think you'd have the life to last me the trip.
(contemptuous)
Parasol in hand, she and the corpse are a silhouette in the moonlight. She raises a hand to the junk and makes a magical gesture.
BEGIN TITLES AND TITLE SONG
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EXT/INT. DECK OF CHINESE JUNK - NIGHT
On deck there are large bamboo and wire cages, reinforced with steel and hung with rusty Victorian padlocks. Inside the cages are dozens of silver foxes.
INSERT PADLOCK
The bolt clicks open by itself. Padlock drops to deck.
One by one locks fall open and cages unbar.
BACK TO SCENE
Tamamo watches as silver foxes stream off the junk, running down the docks into San Francisco. MUSIC LULLS.
Tamamo steps over corpse and walks down the dock.TAMAMO Go, my children. Explore the city. The Gold Mountain is yours for the hunt.
CAMERA PANS TO THE WATERS OF THE BAYTAMAMO And mine.
(continuing; beat)
where Tamamo's reflection on the rippling surface is not that of a woman, but of a fox, walking upright in a woman's clothes. The fox reflection walks off screen, leaving only the moon on the water as backdrop for the MAIN TITLE.
TITLE SONG returns to FULL POWER.
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The foxes, racing off the pier and into the twisting streets of San Francisco.
EXT. BARBARY COAST (1906) - NIGHT - M.O.S.
The red light district that made San Francisco famous. A prostitute waits on a street corner under the glow of a lamp post, her face reflected in a dance hall window. A john comes by. As they exchange pleasantries, it can be seen that his reflection is that of a fox.
EXT. CHINATOWN/THE DEVIL'S KITCHEN (1906) - NIGHT - M.O.S.
This is the most dangerous part of Chinatown. Two young toughs with queues and bowler hats stand near an alleyway. Tattered Chinese handbills plaster the wall behind, and opium addicts and bums sit here and there.
Two foxes streak into the alley. A moment later, perfect doubles of the toughs emerge, garotte the toughs with their own queues, and drag them back into the alley.
The two fox spirit/toughs emerge, looking satiated.
INT. BUTCHER SHOP (1906) - NIGHT - M.O.S.
A small shop filled with all the usual, including a potbellied butcher. He goes behind the counter and there is a scuffle. The butcher then emerges, but the shadow on the wall is that of a fox.
He picks up his cleaver, weighing it in his hand and smiling at something on the floor behind the counter.
MONTAGE - FOX SPIRITS INFILTRATE SAN FRANCISCO
A) Foxes running down alleyways
B) Foxes running into opium dens
C) Foxes magically taking the forms of humans
D) Suggestions of nasty dealings. Victims struggling with attackers, but there is no blood.
E) San Franciscans smiling at each other in satisfaction. Reflections in shop windows and shadows on walls reveal fox spirits.
END TITLES AND TITLE SONG
INT. FANG'S JEWELRY/UPSTAIRS PARLOR - DAY
An elegant Chinese tea set sits on a coffee table, steam rising from the teapot.
SUPER
Hands appear and pour a cup of tea. They are smooth, older, graceful and Asian.April 17, 1906. San Francisco.
(beat) One month later.
CAMERA PULLS BACK, revealing LI FANG. He is a distinguished Chinese gentleman, about fifty, dressed in rich but comfortable clothes. Around him lies the splendor of his parlor: silk hangings, carved jade and ivory, a peachblow vase, and one real prize and mark of status -- a Victorian sofa upholstered in green velvet. A bell-pull hangs to one side.
Fang cocks his head and reaches towards sugar bowl.FANG Sugar, Mr. Moore?
CAMERA SWINGS to reveal HARVEY MOORE. Harvey is young, blond, handsome, about twenty-nine or so, though with a haunted look in his eyes, as if he's seen more than his years warrant. His suit is clean, though worn. Almost imperceptible is the fact that he's a chronic gum-chewer.HARVEY (O.S.) No, thank you. I take it black.
Harvey accepts the teacup from Fang.
Harvey takes out his gum, but, finding no saucer in a Chinese tea set, quietly slips it back in his mouth and takes a sip of tea anyway. CAMERA GLIMPSES a blue and gold Masonic ring on his right middle finger.FANG A man after my own heart.
(pauses to pour his own tea) Now, what may I do for you?
Fang sets his cup on the tray, angrily. Tea sloshes out.HARVEY Well, Mr. Fang, we usually let Chinatown police itself, but the opium trade has been stepping up.
FANG I'm quite aware of the fact.
HARVEY We've begun our own investigation into the matter.
(unfazed)
FANG I am aware of that as well, Mr. Moore. Get to the point.
HARVEY We were wondering if you had any information concerning a Mrs. Tamamo Chung. Do you know her?
(somewhat put off)
FANG Indeed.
(takes sip of tea) She is recently widowed. She arrived in San Francisco with her husband but a month ago, only to have him swiftly murdered and robbed by two of your own Port Authority.
(challenging) Given incidents such as that, you can scarcely wonder why my people have no faith in your police.
HARVEY Could you tell me what your business with her's been?
FANG My private business is private, but so far as I know, it is no crime to console a grieving widow.
Fang stands up and begins to ramble like a madman.FANG I have also been helping her to sell her husband's goods. The murderers sit comfortably in a cell in the courthouse, while a needy widow's gold is held by the police as "evidence."
(continuing)
(beat) If you wish to investigate a crime, Mr. Moore, I can think of no better place to start than there.
HARVEY Fang, we've known each other for a year and a half, so talk straight with me. I need to know about the opium trade.
FANG Opium is a great evil, I'll agree, but it is unthinkable that Tamamo would be involved in such a business. The only crime I know of in connection with the widow of Ah Chung is that which has already been committed against her.
(pauses to compose himself)
Fang paces for a moment, silent.FANG The white man's justice seems to work very well for the white man, but when it comes to Chinamen, it has little to say other than that murderers with mad stories of bribery for smuggling foxes which are never found are allowed to live, while honest working men are beaten and killed if they step beyond the bounds of Chinatown!
(continuing)
(raving) And widows' money is impounded for trials in which, by law, they will never be allowed to testify!
Fang goes and tugs bell-pull. A BELL CHIMES softly in the distance.FANG You must excuse me, Mr. Moore. I have not been feeling well, and I become easily overwrought. You are an honorable man, and I consider you a friend. Otherwise I would not have invited you into my house. But I must now ask you to leave.
(continuing; composed now)
HARVEY Very well.
FANG I have dismissed my servants, so I must have my daughter show you to the door.
HARVEY Your daughter?
FANG You are surprised, Mr. Moore? I am a widower myself. My wife died when my daughter was but a child.
ANGLE ON PARLOR DOORFANG I have raised Ping myself since then. She is a proper Chinese girl and seldom leaves this house.
(continuing)
It opens and PING FANG enters the room. She is a vision of loveliness. Her queue is worn in a single braid mixed with raw silk, and she appears no older than her late teens. Her feet are unbound, but she wears rocker-soled platform shoes.
Ping bows her head respectfully, but shows surprise at a stranger in her father's house.
Li Fang leaves.FANG This is Mr. Harvey Moore of the Police Department. I would be pleased if you would show him to the door. I am very tired, and must go to my room and rest if I am to take you to the ball tonight.
(to Ping)
PING Yes, father.
(respectfully)
Ping takes the end of her queue in both hands and contemplates it, then looks up.HARVEY You're... still unmarried?
(agog and infatuated)
PING I beg your pardon, honorable sir?
HARVEY I'm sorry. That was forward of me. I beg your pardon.
(shakes his head)
PING No need. How did you know?
(demurely)
HARVEY The single braid...
(pointing to her hair)
Harvey raises his hand as he begins, then breaks off the question as he notices his ring.PING Ah yes.
(beat) My father has as yet found no acceptable suitors.
HARVEY But there's fifty men for every woman in Chinatown!
PING Evidently that is not enough for my father.
(beat) Are Masons usually so curious?
HARVEY How--
Ping smiles at him.HARVEY Oh.
(continuing)
Harvey follows Ping through the doorway to the landing. The staircase on the right leads to an upstairs hallway, while the one on the left leads down to the front door. There are gas brackets and railings on both sides. They take the left staircase down.PING You are not the only one who understands the symbols of another people. May I ask your degree?
HARVEY Among brothers, rank has little meaning. But I'm a Knight Templar.
(proudly)
(beat) How did you learn so much about Masons?
PING With your swords and ostrich plume hats, you are hard not to notice.
(laughs) I very much enjoy the spectacle of your celebrations. They're almost as pleasing as New Years.
HARVEY Then you'll enjoy next month. We're hosting the One Hundred and Sixth Convocation. There'll be everything -- parades, electric towers, fireworks, balloons, kites. The works.
PING It sounds delightful.
(shakes her head and laughs again) This is most improper. However, as I have satisfied your curiosity, it is only fair that you satisfy mine in return.
(beat) Tell me, where did a white man learn so much of our customs?
HARVEY Hong Kong.
(beat) I was stationed there for three years during the war against the Spanish.
PING There I must envy you. I have never visited Mother China.
(pause) I am sorry, but you must leave.
Ping looks to him, surprised at his continuing attentions, but also pleased.HARVEY Do you know anything about a Mrs. Tamamo Chung?
(trying to make conversation)
Ping and Harvey have arrived at thePING She is a friend and business associate of my father's. I have never met her personally.
FRONT DOOR
a massive carved mahogany affair with dragons and Chinese characters mirrored on both panels. A Buddhist red paper charm is pasted to the lintel, but has been torn -- only a fragment of its sentence is still left hanging.
A hall tree set with a mirror stands to one side.
Harvey searches in his pockets.
Ping tries to return the note, Harvey resists, they fumble, and the slip of paper falls to the floor. Both bend down to retrieve it.HARVEY Here's my extension at the department.
(anxious)
(hands Ping slip of paper) Call me if you find anything out or have any other information.
PING Good day, Mr. Moore.
(folding paper)
HARVEY Harvey.
PING Harvey, then. And I'm sorry, Mr. Moore, but I cannot accept this.
ANGLE ON FLOOR
The note lies on the rug. Nearby lies another slip of paper, the second half of the torn charm on the lintel. Ping's hand picks up the note, then Harvey's move over and retrieve the charm. They rise.
CLOSE ON CHARM
in Harvey's hand. It's a strip of blood red paper, painted with a Chinese sentence in gold. The top character of the sentence is torn through.
Harvey and Ping look at the paper quizzically, then glance up at the lintel.HARVEY (O.S.) "... this house from all evil."
(reading, with difficulty)
CLOSE ON LINTEL
and torn end of charm with the Chinese character for "Protect."
BACK TO SCENEHARVEY (O.S.) Your spirit charm...
(continuing)
Ping takes the charm from Harvey.
Ping lets Harvey out, then closes the door behind him. She looks at the charm in her hand, Harvey's folded note behind it, and her expression is one of worry.HARVEY Bad joss?
(continuing)
PING Very.
EXT. DUPONT AND JACKSON (1906) - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING
This is Chinatown before the Quake and Fire. The buildings are all standard Wild West, with nothing inherently Chinese -- no pagoda roofs, dragons, etc. However, green and yellow balconies bedecked with potted plants overhang stores along the way, and Chinese lanterns hang everywhere, casting a soft light.
Li Fang's shop is on the righthand corner. The windows are empty, but friendly English words put out for tourists proclaim "Fang's Jewelry." The same is printed in Chinese. A door on Dupont leads to the upstairs apartments, and there is a fire escape on Jackson.
Harvey is on the opposite corner, parked in a 1906 Nash Rambler -- a windowless convertible, allowing for clear camera work, and clear gunfire later on. He's in the driver's seat, chewing gum furiously as he pages through a notebook, scribbling on occasion with a pencil.
LIEUTENANT GIAMONA is riding shotgun, armed with a bag of donuts and a thermos of coffee. Giamona is a burly Italian cop in his mid thirties, not ugly but certainly not handsome in any classical sense.
The interior of the Rambler is a mess, with donut crumbs and empty bags everywhere. Carriages and horse-drawn streetcars cars occasionally cross their POV.
Harvey snorts and turns a page.GIAMONA So when's this yellow bitch supposed to show up?
(chomping donut)
HARVEY I don't know.
(annoyed at Giamona)
(beat) The tips I got only said she might pay a visit to Fang tonight.
GIAMONA Hoo boy!
(slaps knee) Old Fang finally got himself a piece.
HARVEY More likely an opium addiction. When I saw him this afternoon, he looked half dead.
(beat) The stuff's poison.
GIAMONA Yeah, but it's quicker than liquor.
(ruminating on a donut)
Harvey is about to say more, but just then another motor car arrives, a Ford Model K. Tamamo is let out by her chauffeur and goes to the door of Fang's apartment. She wears a silver fox opera cloak with a high hood.GIAMONA So what you reading? More of that stuff on how to become the Grand High Whoop-di?
(continuing)
HARVEY No, Giamona. It's the requisitions for the Hundred and Sixth Convocation. I'm in charge of the fireworks display, and the kites, and the hot air balloon too.
(scribbles something) At least I found a place that could supply all of them.
GIAMONA Moore, I never understand why you go to all the bother...
(shaking head)
HARVEY And that's the difference between us, Giamona.
HARVEY There she is.
(continuing)
(beat) I bet all widows wish they were as poor as that.MATCH CUT TO:
INT. FANG'S JEWELRY/FRONT DOOR - NIGHT - PING'S POV - TAMAMO ENTERING
Tamamo closes the door behind her.
Tamamo drops back her hood and glances to fragment of charm on lintel.TAMAMO Your father is expecting me.
She steps forward, stalking. As she passes the hall tree there is a split-second flash reflection of a fox in the mirror. Ping sees this and reacts.TAMAMO I have been... invited.
(continuing)
She extends her hand in greeting, but her gesture and smile are more predatory than friendly.TAMAMO You must be Ping.
(continuing)
CLOSE ON PING
She whirls in terror. Her father stands in the door of the parlor.FANG (O.S.) Ping.
Tamamo takes Ping's hand aggressively and squeezes. Her smile shows lots of teeth.FANG This is Aunt Chung. Say hello.
(continuing)
PING Hello, Aunt Chung.
(to Tamamo)
Ping genuflects hastily and disappears up the stairs.TAMAMO I hope we will be great friends.
(beat) Your father and I have business to discuss tonight.
FANG Ping, go to your room.
PING Yes, father.
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INT. PING'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
The room is appointed with an interesting mixture of Chinese and Western curios. There's also a bed, a dresser, a vanity with a large mirror, and a window leading out to the fire escape.
Ping shuts the door behind herself and goes to her dresser, frantically searching through the objects scattered over the top. She finds the piece of paper Harvey gave her with his department extension.
Quietly, she goes and opens the door of her bedroom and looks out. The hall is empty, and silent. A short distance away is a telephone table with a candlestick telephone.
Ping lunges out and retrieves it, taking it and the cord back into her room and locking the door. She lifts the receiver from its cradle and holds it to her ear, leaning back against the door.
PING Hello? Operator? I'd like to place a call to the San Francisco Police Department, Seventh Precinct.
(calming herself)CUT TO:
INT. BELL TELEPHONE/SAN FRANCISCO SWITCHBOARD (1906) - NIGHT
The 1906 incarnation of Lily Tomlin's evil telephone operator mans the switchboard.
PING (V.O.) Detective Harvey Moore, Desk 4.
(continuing)
EVIL OPERATOR One moment, puh-leaze...CUT TO:
INT. PING'S BEDROOM - NIGHT - ON PING
She clutches the telephone like a lifeline. We hear a 1906 TELEPHONE RING, then there is the CLICK of getting through.
Ping's relief gives way to horror and revulsion. She hangs up on the voice, then releases the cradle.CHINESE VOICE (V.O.) Heyyo! Lee Yick fliendly Chine'e Laundly! We do good wok!PING Hello. Operator...CUT TO:
INT. BELL TELEPHONE/SAN FRANCISCO SWITCHBOARD (1906) - NIGHT
The evil operator is there again, poised at the switchboard.
She leans close to the switchboard, smiling, and as she switches Ping's call, the reflection in the switchboard glass shows a grinning fox.EVIL OPERATOR Yes, miss. I'll try again...
EXT. DUPONT AND JACKSON (1906) - NIGHT
Harvey and Giamona continue their stakeout, Starsky and Hutch, circa 1906. Harvey's put away the notebook, and Giamona's finished with the donuts.
Giamona holds out a hip flask. Harvey ignores him and blows a bubble.HARVEY I hate stakeouts.
(still chewing gum)
GIAMONA Goes faster with this.
INT./EXT. FANG'S JEWELRY/PING'S BEDROOM - NIGHTGIAMONA That's a filthy habit.
(continuing; beat)
HARVEY You pick your filthy habits, I pick mine.
(beat) I wonder what her angle is.
GIAMONA Fang's the head of the Six Companies, the Mayor of Chinatown.
(takes a swig)
(beat) Get him and you control this whole stinking pit.
Ping sits before the vanity mirror. However, she's a bit hard to recognize. Gone is the costume of a demure Chinese maiden. In its place is one of her father's Western suits.
Ping finishes putting up her queue -- sans silk and ribbons -- and pins it in place. As the final touch, she adds a bowler hat and adjusts it in the mirror. She appears to be a young Chinese working man.
She goes to the window and opens it. CAMERA FOLLOWS as she clambers expertly down the fire escape -- she's done this before.
Ping jumps to the ground outside, landing perfectly.
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HARVEY AND GIAMONA'S POV
watching Ping get up from her crouch and set off down Jackson into the nighttime streets of Chinatown.
Giamona sets off across the street, dodging streetcars.HARVEY Obviously Fang didn't dismiss all his servants.
GIAMONA Yeah, but why would one be going out the fire escape?
HARVEY Care to find out?
Giamona gets out of the car.
GIAMONA Back soon.
INT/EXT. MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP - NIGHT
A tiny, hole-in-the-wall fireworks shop is sandwiched in between a pawnbroker and a bakery. Unlike its neighbors, it does not cater to tourists, and only Chinese is written in the windows. Ping pulls a key from her pocket, and the CAMERA FOLLOWS as she enters.
Ping flips a switch, flooding the tiny store with light and revealing that the bare electric bulbs are the only modern thing inside. Strings of firecrackers hang everywhere, astrological charts line the walls, bottle rockets and Roman candles are priced for sale, shelves are filled with jars of incense, hell money and other paper objects to burn for the dead, and cardboard tubes, colored paper, and other fireworks supplies litter the back counter.
This rouses an ancient Chinese gentleman curled up in a chair in the corner next to a bookshelf crammed with tomes and scrolls. He gets to his feet, waking, Yoda-like and crabby.PING Magician Wan! Magician Wan!
(running in)
Magician Wan shuffles over to the counter. He is dressed shabbily, his clothes looking like he got them from the bargain pile of a Chinese second hand store. His one prize is a large jade luck piece, suspended from his neck by a red silk cord.WAN Hush, child. I am old, not deaf -- though I soon may be if you carry on like that.
Magician Wan gets out a pipe and lights it with a big Ronson lighter. He takes a few pulls and sits down at the counter.PING I have seen one!
(rushing up)
WAN That is very nice, dear. I'm happy for you. One what?
PING A fox spirit.
WAN Ah, so now you believe me.
(nodding smugly)
PING Wan, I'm serious! She's with my father right now.
Ping pulls the torn paper charm from her pocket and spreads it out on the counter.WAN How do you know she's a fox woman?
PING I saw her reflection in the hall mirror --
Magician Wan holds up a hand for silence.PING -- and this afternoon, I found the charm which keeps away evil spirits torn from the front door.
(continuing)
(beat) Her name is Mrs. Tamamo Chung, and she's a widow, and the police--
WAN Did you say "Tamamo"?
(interrupting)
PING Yes, Mrs. Tamamo Chung. And this afternoon the police were--
Wan gives her a look usually reserved for imbeciles.WAN I do not know about the Chung part, but Tamamo is the name of their queen.PING Whose queen?
WAN The fox spirits.
(nods knowingly) She has followed her ancient pattern and come to the Mountain of Gold, as I always knew she would. She has finally come to California.
PING Is she your enemy?
Magician Wan's pipe has gone out. He pauses to retamp the tobacco and light it again.WAN What, you think I'm that old?
Magician Wan takes a long pull and looks contemplative.WAN I do not like John D. Rockefeller either, but that does not mean I have met the gentleman. It's simply a matter of reputation.
(continuing)
EXT. DUPONT AND JACKSON (1906) - NIGHT - HARVEY'S POV - FANG'S JEWELRY/UPSTAIRS WINDOWWAN This also means I've won my bet with Han Wu: He thought the Empress of China was the Fox Queen, and while I'll admit there are strong similarities, I'm pleased to discover that he was wrong.
(continuing)
PING She's going to kill my father!
(ready to throttle him)
WAN Hush, child. She's not going to kill your father just yet.
(beat) She always toys with her victims first.
Tamamo looks out Ping's bedroom window, then gets out on the fire escape. She climbs down, lithe and agile as a fox, and sprints off down Jackson Street.
Harvey gets out and cranks the car up, then hops in and eases the Rambler into gear He cuts across onto Jackson, trailing the Fox Queen.HARVEY (O.S.) Well, well, well, Mrs. Chung... you're just full of surprises.
HARVEY I never would have thought a woman with bound feet could move that fast.
(continuing)CUT TO:
INT. MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP - NIGHT
Ping waits at the counter while Magician Wan goes to the bookcase and finds a scroll.
Using the scroll as a pointer, he taps an illustrated astrological chart on the wall for demonstration.WAN Do you remember the story of how the rat deceived the cat, so that he lost his place in the zodiac?
Magician Wan returns to the counter and unfurls the scroll.WAN It is not a fairy tale -- it is true. All of the spirit creatures have a king or a queen, and those with a place in the heavens have the most power.
(continuing)
CLOSE ON SCROLL
It is ancient silk, painted with Chinese characters and beautiful illustrations. The first shows the Fox Queen, both as a woman and as a fox.
Magician Wan unfolds the scroll, revealing more characters, while allowing the earlier text to roll up. He runs his finger across the new text, skimming for the basic information.WAN (O.S.) Here is the history of the Fox Queen. However, her name is not Tamamo Chung -- She is Tamamo no Mae, Queen of the Fox Spirits.
(continuing)
An illustration shows the Fox Queen seated on a throne in the stars, foxes around her. Before her is a small table with a tea service and an Oriental chess set.WAN (O.S.) In the days before the Buddha, the zodiac was not as it is now. The Fox Queen held one of the twelve thrones of the Celestial Court, the same place in the stars now held by the Dragon King.
(continuing)
MATCH DISSOLVE TO:
INT. THE CELESTIAL COURT
Stars spangle the background. In the foreground, silk cushions are piled around a low table. Tea is set out next to a chess set, carved cinnabar and jade.
Tamamo sits in a throne made of living stars, foxes watching from the shadows. She wears a white silk kimono and a robe of silver fox fur.
A great golden Oriental DRAGON enters, then shimmers and coalesces into the DRAGON KING, a Chinese Emperor wearing a gold crown set with topaz and ruby and gold silk robes embroidered with dragons. He has a long black beard and moustache, and his gold eyes are slitted like a reptile.
M.O.S. Tamamo gestures for the Dragon King to take a seat on the cushions. She holds out her fists, hiding chess pieces. The Dragon King chooses red, while the Fox Queen takes green. They begin to play.WAN (V.O.) Even then, the Fox Queen was capricious and foolish. She played chess against the Dragon King and lost again and again.
(continuing)
MATCH CUT TO:
CLOSE ON SCROLL
Illustration of the Fox Queen looking put out, a pile of gold and jewels as high as the table on the Dragon King's side. The Dragon King is completing checkmate.
MATCH CUT TO:
INT. THE CELESTIAL COURT
As before, but with a pile of gold and jewels next to the Dragon King as high as himself. Checkmate again.
MATCH CUT TO:
CLOSE ON SCROLL
Illustration as before, but with the pile of wealth towering up behind the Dragon King. Checkmate again. The Fox Queen is in despair.
MATCH CUT TO:
INT. THE CELESTIAL COURT
As before, but with the pile of wealth so high behind the Dragon King it goes out of the screen. The Dragon King moves. Checkmate again. The Fox Queen bursts into tears.
M.O.S. Tamamo pantomimes her desire, and she and the Dragon King begin one last game.WAN (V.O.) When she had finally lost everything, she asked to play one last game, and in desperation put up her place in the heavens as marker -- the Dragon King's to keep until she paid back her debt.
(continuing)
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The endgame. The Dragon King makes his final move: Horse to General's 3; Horse takes Chariot; Checkmate. The Fox Queen falls from her throne in despair.
WAN (V.O.) Horse to General's 3; Horse takes Chariot.MATCH DISSOLVE TO:
CLOSE ON SCROLL
The illustration shows the Dragon King sitting in the Celestial throne, his wealth behind him, while the Fox Queen lies as his feet, weeping.
BACK TO SCENE - CLOSE ON PING
ANGLE ON WANPING Checkmate.
He points out the final illustration: The Dragon King holds a pink- lipped conch shell in his hands.WAN Indeed.
(nodding sagely)
CLOSE ON WANWAN (V.O.) The Dragon King then gave her a conch shell horn, and instructed her to wind it when she was ready to repay her debt. But not before.
(continuing)
WAN Ever since, she has been trying to gather the wealth she owes the Dragon King. And she will stop at nothing to achieve this end.
(continuing; beat)CUT TO:
EXT. MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP - NIGHT
Giamona glances in the window of the shop, and looks satisfied that he knows the destination of Fang's "messenger boy." He sets back off down the Chinatown streets.
Silver foxes follow in the shadows.
MATCH CUT TO:
INT. MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP - NIGHT - CLOSE ON SCROLL
The illustration shows a chain of silver foxes leading down the page, making a living stair. The Fox Queen steps down them, descending to earth in human form.
The next illustration shows Tamamo in India, draining the life from a Maharajah.WAN (O.S.) After she lost her place in the Heavens, Tamamo no Mae took human form and came down to the earth in search of a treasure great enough to repay her debt to the Dragon King.
(beat) She was first seen as the concubine of an Indian Prince.
The next illustration shows the Fox Queen in China, with the Emperor Chou Hsin in an elaborate pleasure garden.WAN (O.S.) But he began to sicken and die, for to maintain her human form and magic powers, she had to feed on his very life force.
(continuing)
(beat) After she was driven out for her evil deeds, she moved East, to China.
Magician Wan reveals the illustration of the Fox Queen dressed as a Japanese Geisha.WAN (O.S.) Her next victim was Chou Hsin, Emperor of the Shang Dynasty. She manipulated him into a reign of tyranny until the people revolted and drove her out.
(continuing)
CLOSE ON WANWAN (V.O.) She then moved East again, taking Toba, the Emperor of Japan, for her plaything, until the wise men of the court exposed her for what she was.
(continuing)
Wan closes the scroll.WAN If all this is the case, Ping Fang, then at least remember that your father is in good company.
(continuing; pauses)
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EXT. CHINATOWN STREETS - NIGHT - ON RAMBLER
Harvey trails the Fox Queen, but loses sight of her. He parks, then sets off on foot into the alleys of Chinatown.
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INT. MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP - NIGHT
Magician Wan and Ping are in the same places as before, but the scroll is put away. Magician Wan puffs on his pipe.
WAN I believe she has now come East again, repeating her old pattern.
(beat) Even the treasure houses of the Emperors of the East were insufficient to repay her debt to the Dragon King. She has come to California, hoping the riches of the New World will be enough. But it would be a fabulous sum -- a mountain of gold.
PING This is the Mountain of Gold.
WAN But she must be stopped at all costs. The nature of all the world's people is dictated by nature of the twelve spirit animals. If she were to repay the Dragon King, she would again take her place in the heavens. Then all the people ruled by the just and honorable nature of the dragon would become as cruel and capricious as the fox.
(nods sagely)CUT TO:
EXT. CHINATOWN ALLEYWAYS - NIGHT
Giamona walks down the alleys. It's spooky and foggy. He rounds a corner and suddenly runs into Tamamo.
ANGLE ON TAMAMOTAMAMO Good evening, officer.
GIAMONA Uh... good evening, Widow Chung.
(startled)
(beat) How...
TAMAMO The same way you knew I was the Widow Chung. I've been watching you.
(beat) I've seen you in the parlors underground, with the sing-song girls. You've enjoyed them, but they've never been enough for you. You've always wondered what it would be like to have a woman of the royal court.
Her eyes blaze with a feral light, like a fox's eyes reflecting the fire, and Giamona is hypnotized. Tamamo steps forward, dropping back her hood and letting her cloak slip from her shoulders.
TAMAMO Here I am.
(continuing)CUT TO:
INT. MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP - NIGHT
Magician Wan and Ping are in the same places as before.
CLOSE ON SPIRIT CHARM ON COUNTERPING What can we do to stop her?
WAN We are not without weapons against the forces of evil.
He touches the charm.WAN (O.S) You have discovered one already, though the Fox Queen has had your father destroy it.
(continuing)
Magician Wan bustles around behind the counter and comes up with a hand mirror. He lays it on the counter before her.WAN (O.S.) There are others besides this.
(continuing)
BACK TO SCENE
CLOSE ON MIRROR
BACK TO SCENEWAN (O.S.) The mirror is one.
(continuing)
WAN You saw how it revealed the true form of the Fox Queen. It will do the same with any of her subjects, no matter who they disguise themselves as. And sometimes you can recognize a fox even without the mirror.
(continuing)
PING "You can always tell a horse by its feet, or a fox by its tail."
(quoting)
WAN Sometimes... not always. Not all human foxes have tails. Sometimes its just a foot, or an ear... and sometimes there's nothing at all to tell you the person is a fox. But if you look too carefully, you may not get a chance.
(beat) The magic of a fox spirit is its eyes, and any unwary person who looks into them is caught in its spell. They become a willing slave.
(sympathetic) This, I'm afraid, is what has happened to your father.CUT TO:
EXT./INT. OPIUM DEN - NIGHT
A sunken stairway leads to a dilapidated wooden door plastered with Chinese handbills. MUSIC BEGINS, soft and seductive. Tamamo leads Giamona down the steps. The lock CLICKS opens at her touch.
They enter a luxurious opium den lit by candles and gas brackets. Red silk drapes the walls and forms the curtains of the huge, canopied opium bed. Tamamo shuts the door, then takes off her cloak and lays it over the back of a Victorian chair. She places one hand on the bedpost and turns back to Giamona.
MUSIC LULLS.
Tamamo unfastens the top two closures of her kimono, revealing the upper half of a lovely breast.TAMAMO Is this to your pleasure?
GIAMONA Very much.
Tamamo places her hands on Giamona's shoulders, then begins to unknot his tie.TAMAMO And this?
GIAMONA Even more.
Tamamo takes off his shirt and runs her fingers through his chest hair. She plants a kiss on his lower lip, nipping playfully.TAMAMO Good. Now let me see if all is to my pleasure, and if what they say about white devils is true...
GIAMONA Don't worry.
(touches her) It is.
MUSIC SWELLS as she draws him into the opium bed and pulls the sash cord. The red silk drapery falls closed, and Giamona's shirt falls to the floor outside.TAMAMO We shall see...
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INT. MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP - NIGHT
Magician Wan and Ping are still at the counter.
Magician Wan suddenly whisks the mirror in front of Ping, reflecting her own startled face.WAN However, the power of a fox spirit's eyes may be turned against it, and that is why they fear the mirror.
WAN If faced with the truth of what they are, all spirit animals are forced to return to their natural form, in which they are most vulnerable. And if you draw blood from a shapeshifter in its true form, it may never shift the wounded part again. That's where they get the fox tails.
(continuing)
(pause) But in human form, they possess terrible power.CUT TO:
INT. OPIUM DEN - NIGHT - ON OPIUM BED
The gas brackets are turned down to the barest blue ghost flames, but the opium bed is lit up from within by candles on the headboard and cabinets. Behind the red gauze of the silk curtains, Tamamo and Giamona are already well into the act. Tamamo's silhouette on the curtains and walls is that of a fox. MUSIC SWIRLS, CAMERA CIRCLES the bed, candlelight flickers shadows, Giamona's back arches and Tamamo claws at his shoulders and they both come to orgasm.
CAMERA SLIPS IN through a gap in the curtains, ANGLING DOWN at Tamamo and Giamona. They lie together, red satin sheets covering strategic areas. Tamamo takes an opium pipe from amid the candles on the headboard and takes a hit, then passes the pipe to Giamona. Opium smoke swirls lazily in the air. SONG ENDS.
Tamamo turns to Giamona, smiling.
Giamona breathes out opium smoke and sets the pipe on the headboard.TAMAMO What they say about white devils is true.
Tamamo reaches under the sheet towards him.GIAMONA So's what they say about ladies of the court.
TAMAMO I am not your average lady of the court.
(laughs)
GIAMONA I'm not your average white devil.
She pushes him back aggressively, then clambers atop him. The sheet slips from her, but all we see is her back as she sits down atop him, indian style, feet on his chest. They are tiny and bound.TAMAMO No, I suppose not.
(beat) Is there anything else that would please you?
GIAMONA Well, I've seen all of you but one part...
TAMAMO My feet.
CLOSE ON TAMAMO
CLOSE ON GIAMONATAMAMO You appreciate the view?
He looks down, then back up, and smiles.
BACK TO SCENEGIAMONA Yes.
Giamona fondles TAMAMO'S bound foot, examining it.
CLOSE ON FOOTGIAMONA So tiny. Like a doll's foot.
(continuing)
Giamona's fingers slowly unwrap Tamamo's foot. At the last moment, the final wrappings fall away along with a lump of cotton padding, revealing the hind foot of a large white fox.
CLOSE ON GIAMONA
He is absolutely horrified.
CLOSE ON TAMAMO
She laughs maniacally, then leans close, leering.
BACK TO SCENETAMAMO As I said, I am not your usual lady of the court.
Tamamo pounces forward onto Giamona and begins to suck out his life force with evident pleasure.
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INT. MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP - NIGHT
Magician Wan reaches under the counter.
Magician Wan thunks a pitch torch on the counter.WAN They also fear the light, for shadows also reveal their true nature, but more than light, they fear its source -- fire.
Magician Wan takes down a string of firecrackers and lays it on the counter as well.WAN Fire is the fox spirits' deadliest enemy and greatest fear, for it reminds them of the Dragon King.
(continuing)
Ping gathers up the firecrackers, torch and mirror.WAN The ears of fox spirits are as keen as real foxes, and the sound of the firecrackers causes them great pain.
(continuing)
(shoving arsenal towards Ping) Here, take these, you will need them.
PING My thanks, Magician Wan. A thousand gratitudes.
WAN No need. It will be thanks enough if you keep yourself safe.
(dismissing it)CUT TO:
INT. OPIUM DEN - NIGHT - IN OPIUM BED
Tamamo continues to suck out Giamona's life force, glowing with her own light. Giamona, however, is younger and stronger than Ah Chung, and hasn't been vampirized before. He struggles, flailing his arm and knocking over one of the large votive candles. Flame licks up the silk hangings, and the opium bed is a raging inferno in seconds.
Tamamo screams in terror at the flames and dashes out. She grabs her cloak, tossing it over her shoulders and running up the stairs. Giamona stumbles through the inferno after her, collapsing on the outside steps.
A glowing white fox disappears into the Chinatown streets.
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INT. MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP - NIGHT
Magician Wan is up on a chair next to his front door. He uses a penknife to remove an undamaged spirit charm from the doorframe. He hands it down to Ping.
Wan flicks his lighter, then hands it to her. Ping gives him a hug and leaves the shop.WAN Put this on your doorframe once you drive the Fox Queen from your house, and don't let your father take it down. I'll be by tomorrow to see if I can break the spell.
PING But--
WAN I'll go to the temple tomorrow and get myself a new one. You need it more than I do.
(reaches into pocket) Here, take this. You'll need it too.
EXT. CHINATOWN STREETS - NIGHT
Harvey is running down the street, looking around. He catches sight of Tamamo, in her human form, and follows her. She disappears around a corner. When he follows he finds himself in
A DEAD-END ALLEY
Chinese posters are on the walls, and there are large puddles. The fog is heavy, and it is drizzling slightly. Harvey goes to inspect the far wall for hidden doors.
There is the sound of a SWORD UNSHEATHING and the WHISTLING OF NUNCHUKS. Harvey turns and sees SIX TONG PUNKS, armed with nunchuks, a sword, a pair of psi, a bo stick, shuriken and an iron fan. They're tough, nasty, and they mean business.
Harvey pulls out his gun, quickdraw, but the punk with the shuriken is just as fast. A throwing star flies out, slicing Harvey in the hand. His GUNSHOT goes wide, but the punks flinch at the sound. Harvey's gun falls from his limp hand. The punks advance, menacing.
ANGLE ON GROUND
Reflections in the puddles show that the punks are all really fox spirits.
ANGLE ON HARVEY
He lunges, there's a warning shuriken, but it misses and he grabs his gun anyway. He rolls, coming up and firing a SHOT. The fox spirits react as before.
The fox spirit with the iron fan comes forward, fluttering the weapon like a deadly butterfly. Harvey backs away, then just in time notices the spirit with the sword.
Harvey ducks the scything blade, rolls, comes up, and gets hit in the wrist with the nunchuks. Harvey's gun goes flying and he gets whonked upside the head with the nunchuks a few times. The fox spirits are playing with him before they move in for the kill.
FIRECRACKERS suddenly go off. The fox spirits go into agony at the sound. Ping comes onto the scene, and knows more than a bit of martial arts. She kicks butt and shoves the hand mirror in a fox spirit's face.
The fox spirit sees his own reflection and suddenly and swiftly transforms into a fox. It is not painful or gory like any of the classic werewolf transformations -- no blood or pulsating bladders or agonizing minutes trapped in a transitional form. Rather, it is a swift reversion to the spirit's true form, a large silver fox. A natural and painless dispelling of illusion, the only possible emotion of the fox spirit's face is shock.
Ping deals likewise with the other fox spirits, and silver foxes run YELPING from the alleyway. Harvey rolls over, retrieves his gun, and FIRES at the last of the fleeing foxes, nicking it in the leg.
The last fox disappears around the corner.
Harvey looks up.HARVEY By the Square and the Compass... What were those?
(stunned)
PING (O.S.) Hsu hsien.
(beat) Fox spirits.
Ping stands there, rain falling around her. She's lost her hat in the fight, and glowing with the flush of battle, she looks twice as beautiful as before.
She crouches down, examining the cut on his hand.HARVEY It's you...
PING Quiet. You're hurt.
(helping him to his feet) We must get you to a doctor.CUT TO:
INT/EXT. MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP - NIGHT
They pull up in front of the shop and park. Ping helps Harvey from the Rambler. The lights of the shop are blazing. Ping and Harvey enter the shop where Magician Wan is awaiting them.
Wan helps Harvey to the workbench and inspects the shuriken wound and numerous bruises.PING Magician Wan! He is hurt!
WAN Truly? I never would have known. People always come in and drip blood on my floor.
(beat) Oh come in, come in. Let me tend to that.
Wan looks up, annoyed.HARVEY Mr. Wan?
WAN Hello, Detective Moore.
(looking up, nonplussed)
PING You know each other?
(surprised)
WAN Of course. Mr. Moore has quite a large set of fireworks on order for the Knights Templar. And kites and balloons and so forth.
(inspects wound) He also called me in for that silly business at the Palace Hotel.
HARVEY Bomb scare.
(to Ping, in explanation)
WAN Not much of a scare. Some moron threatened to blow up the hotel, when any fool could see that he only had enough powder to take out the lobby and maybe the second story.
HARVEY Are you a licensed physician, Mr. Wan?
WAN If you mean am I going to put heated cups on your chest and leeches on your earlobes, no; I leave that up to San Francisco General.
(beat) If you're wondering if I know how to put on a bandage and keep you from getting lockjaw, yes.
(clucks tongue) I'll need some supplies. Just a moment.CUT TO:
INT. MAGICIAN WAN'S SUPPLY ROOM - NIGHT
A chain CLICKS and a dangling lightbulb CRACKLES to life as Magician Wan, carrying bandages, enters an old fashioned pantry crammed floor to ceiling with pickled whatsises and jars of tea leaves.
He looks through the jars and selects one, then a slim, female hand rests itself on his shoulder. He whirls, only to see a Chinese SING-SONG GIRL, dressed in the silk kimono and headdress of a high- priced courtesan.
She puts both hands on his shoulders, and her eyes blaze with the hypnotic light of the fox spirits.
Magician Wan pauses for a moment, expression blank.SING-SONG GIRL Do you want me?
INSERT ON LUCK PIECE
The jade begins to glow with an inner fire...
BACK TO SCENE
Annoyed, Magician Wan stares down the sing-song girl.
Magician Wan's eyes then glaze over and he drops the jar of leaves. It SHATTERS as it hits the floor, and he slumps after it, revealing FOX PUNK #1 holding the nunchuks as a blackjack.WAN Not in particular. Relationships with fox spirits can be dangerous.
The sing-song girl kneels down. The luck piece is no longer glowing, but the reflection in one of the jars shows her to be a fox spirit.
She lifts up her kimono, exposing her right foot. It is a fox foot, with the small red weal of a gunshot graze. She WAILS like a fox.SING-SONG GIRL Idiot. If you'd accepted me, you might have at least enjoyed your death.
(to Wan's body)
Fox Punk #1 gives her one of Magician Wan's bandages and helps her bind the wound.SING-SONG GIRL Oh... I'll never be able to shift it again.
(continuing; to self)
The sing-song girl smiles.FOX PUNK #1 Consider it a mark of honor when you kill the man who did this to you. You'll have the same scar as our Queen.
SING-SONG GIRL Yes...CUT TO:
INT. MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP - NIGHT
Harvey and Ping wait at the counter, Ping holding Harvey's hand, part to stop the bleeding, part to get a little closer. They haven't admitted it to themselves, but the attraction is obvious in their eyes.
Harvey looks at her and smiles.HARVEY And that's it with fox spirits?
PING So far as I know, yes.
(beat) You memorize things very quickly.
Magician Wan, limping slightly and grinning, emerges from the back of the shop with a roll of bandages and a jar of kim chee. He sets the supplies on the counter before them.HARVEY I'm a Mason. Second nature.
(sighs and looks away) But I'm having a little trouble dealing with the idea.
WAN (O.S.) You mean you never believed in magic before?
He inspects Harvey's hand.WAN A Mason can't deal with the concept of higher forces in the universe?
(continuing; mischievous)
HARVEY Our Lodge does rituals all the time. I have no trouble believing in magic.
(defensive)
(beat) I just never ran into the "bite you in the hand" variety before.
WAN You'll find there's quite a lot of it in the world, if you just go sticking your fingers in the wrong places.
(beat) Let me tend to that wound.
Magician Wan unscrews the lid of the jar, taking out a large piece of pickled cabbage. He places it on the wound and Harvey winces in pain. Magician Wan begins to unwind bandages.PING Magician Wan... what are you going to do with the kim chee?
WAN Watch and learn, my daughter.
Ping gasps.WAN Now, tell me how this happened.
(continuing)
HARVEY They ambushed me. Fox spirits.
WAN Such wicked and deceitful creatures.
(clucks tongue)
(beat) Of course things like this wouldn't happen if you would mind your own business.
PING'S POV - CLOSE ON MAGICIAN WAN'S FOOT
The foot poking out from under Magician Wan's robe is that of a fox tied round with a blood-stained bandage.
BACK TO SCENE
Magician Wan leers at Ping and Harvey.
Suddenly, the other four fox spirit punks come out of the shadows of the shop. Harvey shoves the counter at Magician Wan/Fox Punk #6. It overturns and the jar of kim chee SHATTERS. Harvey grabs out his GUN and blows away the fake magician.PING He's one of them!
He dies and metamorphoses into a dead fox.
INSERT ON LIGHT SWITCH
A fox spirit's hand flicks it off.
BACK TO SCENE
BLACKOUT. There's BANGING AND GUNSHOTS, along with some muzzleflash. GLASS SHATTERING and the CRASH of a shelf overturning.
The lights come back on. Gilt hell money and other paper sacrifices flutter to the ground. One of the display shelves has been knocked over.
There's only Harvey and Ping left.
He grabs Ping's hand and pulls her out of the shop, but the reflection in the windows of the front door reveals that this Ping is really a fox spirit.HARVEY Let's get out of here!
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EXT. CHINATOWN ROOFTOPS - NIGHT
Fox punks #3, 4 & 5 carry a struggling, bound and gagged Ping out the rear window of Magician Wan's shop and up the fire escape, YIPPING back and forth like a pack of foxes. They carry her off across the rooftops.
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EXT. MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP - NIGHT
Ping (the fox spirit) and Harvey (the real one) catch their breath outside the shop.
There's a HONK from the Rambler, where Giamona is waiting.
Ping and Harvey clamber into the car.GIAMONA Over here! Quick!
Giamona and Ping exchange grins behind Harvey's back as he looks in terror at the empty shop. ANGLE ON rearview mirror reveals two grinning foxes.GIAMONA What in the hell's going on?
(continuing)
PING (FOX PUNK #1) Fox spirits.
The fake Giamona slams on the gas, screeching the Rambler into reverse and hitting a stack of old crates.
ANGLE ON RAMBLERHARVEY Did you forget how to drive?
GIAMONA (FOX PUNK #2) Not really!
(grinning)
as Giamona (Fox Punk #2) drives off at high speed, careening down Jackson Street, narrowly missing lampposts, garbage, etc.
INT. MAGICIAN WAN'S SUPPLY ROOM - NIGHT
Magician Wan's corpse stirs, then sits up.
He grabs his luck piece and holds it up to look at it. There's a slight crack in the jade which he traces with one finger.WAN Ah, my old friend Han Wu, you've lost another bet -- I told you my stint with the Peking Opera would eventually come in useful.
Magician Wan loudly kisses the jade, then drops it back around his neck and gets up. He giggles and goes out into the main room of his shop and surveys the damage.WAN And you, my pretty. Took a crack yourself instead of letting me take it. Thank you.
(continuing)
There's a dead silver fox on the floor. He kicks it.
INT. LI FANG'S PARLOR - NIGHT - PING'S POVWAN Stupid fox spirits.
(continuing)
Tamamo (dressed now) and Li Fang sit on the green velvet sofa, intimately. Fox punks #3, 4 & 5 dump Ping, bound and gagged, on the floor before them.
He thunks the mirror, the torch and the spirit charm on the coffee table, but not Magician Wan's Ronson.FOX PUNK #3 We found her.
FOX PUNK #4 We also found this.
Tamamo prods the pile with her rebound foot.
The fox punks bow and do as she says.TAMAMO Have this rubbish removed.
(beat) And her gag as well. Then leave us.
Li Fang stands, looming over her.PING Father!
(gasping)
FANG Silence, ungrateful child!
Li Fang backhands her across the mouth, knocking her back onto the carpet.FANG Is this how you repay me? Lies and treachery? Stealing one of my suits and sneaking off into the night?
(continuing)
(beat) The City is a dangerous place! You could have been killed, or worse!
(concerned) It is a lucky thing that Aunt Chung discovered your disappearance and had her servants fetch you.
PING She is a fox spirit.
He leans over to Tamamo and kisses her. A spark passes between them as life force is drawn out.FANG Silence! I will not have you talk that way of the woman I intend to marry!
Li Fang turns back to Ping, woozy.PING Father!
Li Fang leaves, and Tamamo leans towards Ping, leering.FANG You have been too long without a mother, Ping. I have neglected your proper upbringing.
(to Tamamo) I am very tired, my dear. Could you see to my daughter?
TAMAMO Certainly, my intended.
PING No!
FANG Hush, child. Aunt Chung will teach you much.
(to Ping)
EXT. CHINATOWN STREETS (1906) - NIGHTTAMAMO Indeed.
Giamona (the fox spirit) drives the Rambler like a maniac, Harvey (the real one) and Ping (the fox spirit) holding on for dear life.
The come around a corner. The street is lit up by the flames shooting out of the cellar entrance of the burning opium den. In the middle of the street lies the real Giamona, naked.
Giamona runs the Rambler into a stack of old crates.HARVEY Stop the car!
GIAMONA (FOX PUNK #2) Okay!
Not questioning this, Harvey jumps out of the car and runs to the real Giamona, who looks up, smoke-smeared, bloody, and near dead.
HARVEY'S POV - THE RAMBLERHARVEY Giamona...?
GIAMONA What Harvey, don't recognize your own partner?
(hacking)
The fake Giamona and Ping stand there, looking at him.
HARVEY'S POV - GIAMONA
Giamona clutches Harvey's pant-leg.
There is sudden INHUMAN LAUGHTER.GIAMONA Widow Chung... she... a fox...
HARVEY'S POV - THE RAMBLER
Giamona (Fox Punk #2) LAUGHS and reverts back to a fox, running off into the streets.
Ping (Fox Punk #1) looks on in horror, then runs to Harvey.
Harvey leans down to the dying Giamona.PING (FOX PUNK #1) He was a fox spirit!
Giamona slumps flat on the road. Harvey checks his pulse, then looks up to Ping in horror, tears running down his face.GIAMONA Widow Chung...
Harvey embraces Ping.HARVEY He's dead...
She comforts him, then backs off, looking at him seductively.HARVEY Giamona... He saved my life once...
(continuing)
PING (FOX PUNK #1) Hush...
Her eyes sparkle with the light of the fox spirits, but Harvey is too grief-stricken to be caught. Ping then throws her arms around him and plants a passionate kiss. She backs off, laughing, and turns into a fox.PING (FOX PUNK #1) (continuing) You've wanted me, haven't you?
The fox runs down the street, then turns back and looks to Harvey.
Harvey raises his gun and takes a SHOT at the fox, but it runs and he misses.FOX (FOX PUNK #1) You've been tricked, white man. We're everywhere... and we have Ping.
INT. SAN FRANCISCO POLICE PRECINCT HOUSE (1906) - NIGHT
It looks like there's just been a battle. There are throwing stars imbedded in desks and support posts at random, miscellaneous objects broken or spilled, and a large shattered mirror on the wall. SIX DETECTIVES are cleaning up. DETECTIVE #3 looks Rumanian.
CAPTAIN KEILY, a large florid Irishman, stands in the door of his office, sipping coffee. Harvey bursts in the door, his hand rudely bandaged.
Every detective takes out his gun and levels it at Harvey. Catches CLICK everywhere.HARVEY Giamona's dead!
Harvey stops and raises his hands slowly in the air. Captain Keily steps forward.
Captain Keily begins to gesture with his gun.CAPTAIN KEILY Probably you that killed him, Moore.
HARVEY What are you talking about?
CAPTAIN KEILY Oh, come off it. You came through here not half an hour ago hacking up the place with a sword. Near took off my head. What is it, Moore? Opium devils after you?
HARVEY No, fox spirits.
CAPTAIN KEILY You're looped.
ANGLE ON MAGICIAN WANWAN (O.S.) Unfortunately, he's also right.
He stands in the doorway with a string of firecrackers in his hand, looking annoyed.
Wan searches around in his pockets.WAN If I may demonstrate...
(continuing)
He snaps his fingers and a flame appears. He lights the firecrackers and tosses them on the floor.WAN Drat, I lent it to Ping. Oh well...
(continuing)
Just then the first FIRECRACKER goes off, followed by the rest of the string. Detective #6 goes into agony, dropping his gun and clutching his ears.DETECTIVE #6 It's a trick!
(alarmed)
Harvey grabs Detective #6 by the collar and shoves him face to face with the shattered mirror, forcing him to see his reflection.
INSERT ON MIRROR
A kaleidoscope of fox faces, shrinking in perspective as the fox spirit reverts to its natural size and form.
BACK TO SCENE
A silver fox drops to the floor and runs.
The detectives, badly shaken by this encounter with the supernatural, empty all the ROUNDS in their revolvers into the fleeing fox.HARVEY Shoot it! Quick!
When the last SHOT dies down, all that is left of the fox spirit is a few scraps of fur and gobbets of meat. Magician Wan steps forward and nudges the bloody spot with his toe.
INT. FANG'S JEWELRY/PING'S BEDROOM - NIGHT - ON PINGWAN I believe it is quite dead.
CAPTAIN KEILY What was it?
HARVEY What I said -- a fox spirit.
WAN A shapeshifting goblin. Very powerful, very dangerous.
(nodding)
HARVEY Get your guns, boys. We're going on a fox hunt.
(to Detectives)
CAPTAIN KEILY Are you crazy, Moore? I can't just tell the chief that I'm taking the men out to go hunt Chinese bogies!
HARVEY Of course not. You'll tell him we're conducting a raid on a notorious opium dealer who's holding the Mayor of Chinatown captive in his own house.
(pauses, reflective) The Mayor of Chinatown, and his daughter too.
Ping is done up like a Chinese doll, gold and jade pins in her hair, make-up on her face, elaborate robes, etc. She's also tied to a chair.
CAMERA BACKS OFF to reveal two handmaidens, both of whom have the heads of foxes and furry paws, but are human-sized and dressed as humans. They tend to her, straightening her robes and applying the last of her make-up. Behind her is the dressing table mirror.
CAMERA SWINGS to reveal Tamamo, dressed in robes and coiffure to put Ping's elaborate costume to shame, a simple silver fox stole thrown about her shoulders. She strokes it idly, fanning herself with an ornate ivory fan.TAMAMO (O.S.) You look lovely, my dear.
CLOSE ON PINGTAMAMO Such a nice change from that dreadful suit... but then, of course, your father would want you properly dressed for his wedding.
(continuing; beat)
TAMAMO - OVER THE SHOULDER - ON PING AND MIRRORPING I know what you are...
Tamamo sits down on the foot of the bed. The angle is such that Tamamo's fox reflection is clearly visible in the vanity mirror behind Ping.
The fox reflection lip-syncs with Tamamo.TAMAMO Truly?
REVERSE ANGLE - ON TAMAMOPING Yes. And I know exactly what you're after.
TAMAMO How interesting.
She pauses in fanning herself and cocks her head.
Ping glares at her in stony silence.TAMAMO Now's the time for you to tell me I'll never get away with it.
(continuing; beat)
Tamamo gets up and paces, SNAPPING the fan shut.
Tamamo looks at her in shock and anger.TAMAMO Don't be foolish, Ping. I was young and foolish once myself, and I am still paying the price.
(continuing)
PING Care for a game of chess?
(venomously)
Tamamo grabs Ping by the chin, making her meet her eyes and pinching her lips together.TAMAMO No.
(measured)
(beat) I find it no longer agrees with me.
PING Coward.
Tamamo releases her, stalking away.TAMAMO Do not seek to anger me, Ping. I am far wiser than you, and you have nothing which I do not already possess. And let me give you a bit of advice: Never play a game unless you are willing to lose what you put up as stakes.
The handmaidens begin to untie Ping. Tamamo opens the door and pauses on her way out.TAMAMO Untie her, but stand guard. She is talented with her hands and feet, from what I understand.
(continuing; to handmaidens)
Tamamo leaves.TAMAMO I must now go see to your father. He is so looking forward to the wedding.
(continuing; to Ping)
(beat) As am I.
EXT. DUPONT AND JACKSON (1906) - NIGHT
Kitty-corner to Fang's shop are Magician Wan, Harvey, Captain Keily, and Detectives #1, 2, 3, 4 & 5. The Rambler and another police car are parked nearby. Magician Wan looks at the detectives, lined up in military fashion.
They all nod. Harvey, watching, takes out a new pack of gum and pops a stick in his mouth.WAN You all remember what I told you about fox spirits?
Magician Wan breaks off, staring at Detective #3.WAN Good. Now--
(continuing)
Magician Wan pulls open Detective #3's jacket, revealing a necklace of garlic cloves, a hammer and stake, a crucifix, and a penny- dreadful edition of Bram Stoker's Dracula.WAN Just what is this?
(continuing)
Magician Wan dismisses it and reviews his team again.DETECTIVE #3 I'm a good Catholic.
(defensively)
WAN And I'm a lapsed Buddhist. Do you think that makes any difference?
They all nod.WAN Now, does everyone know his assignment?
(continuing)
INT. PING'S BEDROOM - NIGHT - ON PINGHARVEY Good.
WAN Tallyho!
Ping looks at the two fox spirit handmaidens who stand guard. One is by the window, the other by the door. Ping goes to where the discarded suit lies on the floor, picking it up carefully.
CLOSE ON PING'S HANDPING I'd best fold this. My father would want it sent to the laundry.
(loudly; to fox spirits)
She slips Magician Wan's Ronson out of the pocket.
BACK TO SCENE
Ping sets the suit on a dresser, then goes back to the vanity.
Ping gets a red grease pencil.PING I should now attend to my make-up. I should look my best for my father's wedding.
(loudly)
CLOSE ON RONSON
Ping takes the grease pencil and sketches a phoenix and a few Chinese characters on the side.
BACK TO SCENE
Ping stands up, flicking the lighter violently at the handmaidens. They flinch back, but then realize that all she has is a perfectly ordinary small flame.
Ping flicks the lighter futilely at them as the fox spirits advance.
Just then there is a loud CRASH and a THUD as a huge brick of lit firecrackers flies through the window and lands on the floor between them. The FUSES SPUTTER, then the FIRECRACKERS go off.PING Oh, of all the times...
The fox spirits go into agony, then Harvey comes in through the window, followed by Magician Wan.
Harvey immediately shoves a hand mirror in her face. Magician Wan slaps at his arm.PING Harvey!
Magician Wan points to the two agonized handmaidens. Ping goes and karate chops both into unconsciousness.WAN Those are the fox spirits!
They go out the door.PING We must find my father!
MONTAGE - DETECTIVES AND FOX SPIRITS CLASH
A) Detectives shoot fox spirits
B) Ping uses martial arts on fox spirits
C) Fox spirits have mirrors shoved in their faces and turn back into foxes
D) Fox spirits impersonate detectives
E) Fox spirits use martial arts
F) Detective #3 stakes down fox spirit
INT. LI FANG'S PARLOR - NIGHT
Ping, Harvey and Magician Wan burst through the door and find Li Fang sitting on the sofa, drinking tea. Magician Wan shoves a hand mirror in his face.
Li Fang looks in the mirror.
Magician Wan blackjacks him with the mirror.FANG It is a mirror. What is the meaning of this intrusion?
WAN This!
Harvey grabs the unconscious Li Fang, but it's obvious as they leave the room and step out onto the landing that the tide of battle has turned.PING Father!
WAN Well you didn't think he was going to go with us willingly, did you?
(to Ping)
Tamamo is at the top of the stairs above them, surrounded by a pack of fox spirits on the upper landing.
TAMAMO'S POV - HARVEY, WAN & PINGTAMAMO After them!
as they beat a hasty exit down the stairs for the front door.
REVERSE ANGLE - ON TAMAMO
as she waves her hands in mystic gestures, weaving traceries of light. She places her hands on the banisters and twin bolts of magical energy ARC down.
TAMAMO'S POV - HARVEY, WAN & PING - OVER THE SHOULDER - ON FRONT DOOR
Harvey, Magician Wan and Ping rush down the stairs for the front door, carrying Li Fang. The Fox Queen's magic ARCS along the walls on both sides of them, passing them, until it reaches the front doors and slams them shut. Mystic electricity CRACKLES and forms into Chinese characters, a magic seal.
CLOSE ON MAGICIAN WAN'S HANDS
as he magically lights a cherry bomb.
BACK TO SCENE
Wan hurls the cherry bomb at the door. The EXPLOSION SHATTERS the magic seal and blows the doors open.
EXT. DUPONT AND JACKSON (1906) - NIGHT
They run out, carrying Li Fang across the street, dodging streetcars and horses. They climb into the Rambler, Harvey driving, the unconscious Li Fang shotgun, Ping passenger's rear, and Magician Wan driver's rear.
Harvey does this, swinging a U-turn. The Rambler SCREECHES down Dupont.WAN Peel out! Or peel up! Or whatever it is you do with these!
(to Harvey)
CUT TO:
EXT. FANG'S JEWELRY - NIGHT
Tamamo and Fox Punks #1, 2 & 3 come out of the house.
They fire up the Model K and PEEL OUT, narrowly missing a horse- drawn streetcar. Fox Punk #2 in the driver's seat, Tamamo shotgun, #1 & 3 in the back.TAMAMO Curse you, Ping Fang!
(shaking her fist)
to Fox Punks) After them!
TAMAMO Don't you know how to drive?
(to Fox Punk #2)
FOX PUNK #2
Not really!
EXT. DUPONT AND CALIFORNIA STREETS (1906) - NIGHT
CHASE MUSIC BEGINS as we go through the grand old San Francisco car chase. However, this is 1906, and while there are the usual hills and cable cars, there are also carriages, horses, and horse-drawn streetcars to avoid.
Harvey drives down Dupont four blocks, SCREECHING a right turn up California Street and entering the Nob Hill district. The Model K follows.
ANGLE ON MODEL K - TRAVELING
Tamamo waves a magical gesture and throws a whammy.
CUT TO:
INT. MASON POWELL TROLLEY - CLOSE ON BRAKES
as they crackle with magic and jerk out of the conductor's hands.
CLOSE ON CONDUCTOR
He is terrified. The brakes won't go back!
EXT. MASON AND CALIFORNIA (1906) - ON TROLLEY
The cable car hurtles out of control down the hill!
ANGLE ON RAMBLER
as Harvey swerves right. The Rambler skids, narrowly avoiding collision with the cable car.
ANGLE ON RAMBLER - TRAVELING
The Rambler flies up Mason and clips the rear wheel of a carriage.
ANGLE ON CARRIAGE
Horses rear and SCREAM! The driver struggles for control, lashing a buggy whip.
ANGLE ON MODEL K - TRAVELING
Despite Fox Punk #2's idiot driving, the Fox Queen's pack manages to gain as the chase turns down Mason. Tamamo grins in pleasure.
CUT TO:
THE RAMBLER - TIGHT ON WAN AND PING - TRAVELING
Magician Wan and Ping sit backwards in the back seat, watching their pursuit.
WAN So she's using magic. Well, two can play at that game.
Magician Wan searches his pockets, then Ping hands him the Ronson.
PING It didn't--
WAN Work. I know. You smudged the last character.
Magician Wan does something to the lighter, then flicks it in the direction of the Model K.
WAN This is how you do it properly.
(continuing)
CLOSE ON LIGHTER
Fire erupts from the Ronson, rising up into a hawk-sized flaming Chinese phoenix.
TWO SHOT - ON WAN AND PING - TRAVELING
Magician Wan hands the lighter to Ping. She flicks it twice more and gets two more flaming phoenixes.
CAMERA FOLLOWS the phoenixes, FLYING ABOVE as the firebirds wing their way toward the Model K, harrying it.
Fox Punk #1 gets out a crossbow, shooting one. The phoenix falls to the ground and shatters into a shower of sparks. Fox Punk #3 takes out a second phoenix with a shuriken, while the last crash lands on the hood of the Model K.
EXT. FAIRMONT HOTEL (1906) - NIGHT - ON MODEL K - TRAVELING
Fox Punk #2 panics, swerving towards the white marble facade of the Fairmont Hotel. Tamamo grabs the wheel, pulling away, and the Model K crashes through a sign proclaiming, "The Fairmont. San Francisco's Finest Hotel. Opening Soon!"
Fox Punk #2 backs out of the wreckage, knocking the phoenix off the hood.
CLOSE ON TAMAMO
ANGLE ON MODEL K - TRAVELINGTAMAMO After them!
(to self; beat) Rotten little Taoist magician.
Tamamo leans out the window and throws a mystic whammy.
CUT TO:
EXT. MASON STREET (1906) - NIGHT - ON RAMBLER - TRAVELING
Tamamo's spell hits the car. The Rambler COUGHS and WHEEZES, starting to stall.
Harvey points. Magician Wan opens the gas cap as the Model K gains on them. He pulls out a hip flask and pours the contents into the tank. Clouds of sulfurous smoke and sparks fly out of the exhaust pipe, and the Rambler jumps forward like a stung horse.WAN Where's the gas tank?
(to Harvey)
ANGLE ON MODEL K - TRAVELING
Fox Punk #2, however, is driving like an absolute maniac. The Model K pulls up alongside the Rambler as they course down Mason towards the bay.
HARVEY'S POV - TAMAMO - TRAVELING
She's only a few feet away, looking out the window of the Model K. She grins.
REVERSE POV - ON HARVEY - TRAVELING
Harvey slams left, ramming the Model K.HARVEY You killed him, you witch...
INT. MODEL K - NIGHT - TRAVELING - CLOSE ON FOX PUNK #2
as he slams the Rambler back.
INSERT ON WHEELS OF RAMBLER AND MODEL K
Sparks fly and metal SCREAMS as the wheels touch.
EXT. RAMBLER - NIGHT - ON MAGICIAN WAN - TRAVELING
as he pulls out a Roman candle and lights it magically.
ANGLE ON MODEL K - TRAVELING
The Roman candle blasts Fox Punk #3!
CLOSE ON TAMAMO - TRAVELING
Her eyes blaze with fox light.
ANGLE ON LI FANG - TRAVELINGTAMAMO Li Fang! Help me...
He wakes, then climbs into the back seat and wrestles with Magician Wan, shoving him to the floor. The Roman candle falls to the street between the cars.
He stands up and Fox Punks #1 and 3 grab him, pulling him into the Model K.FANG Tamamo!
ANGLE ON PING - TRAVELING
At the last moment, she grabs her father's queue. Li Fang is stretched, tug of war, between the Rambler and the Model K!
Tamamo laughs.FANG Let go of me, ungrateful daughter!
PING Not for the world...
Harvey pulls out his gun, left handed, and points it, point blank, at Tamamo.TAMAMO Let go, Ping, or you may not have a father left!
(to Ping)
HARVEY Bitch...
ANGLE ON TAMAMO - TRAVELING
Her head distends into a fox muzzle and she chomps down on Harvey's wrist. Harvey screams and the GUNSHOT goes wild, SHATTERING the front window of the Model K. The noise shocks Tamamo into letting go.
ANGLE ON HARVEY - TRAVELING
He drops the gun and pulls his arm back.
ANGLE ON CARS - TRAVELING
The Rambler swerves wildly, pulled further from the Model K. Li Fang is suspended head to feet between the two cars!
LONG SHOT - HARVEY'S POV - LAMP POST - TRAVELING
There's a lamp post, straight ahead, right between where the two cars are heading. A few more seconds of this, and Li Fang will be decapitated.
CLOSE ON PING - TRAVELINGHARVEY Ping!
She turns and looks. Horror spreads across her face as she realizes that the only way to save her father's life is to let go right now.
Ping lets go.
RUN-BY SHOT - ANGLE DOWN - ON LAMP POST
as the two cars WHIZ by on either side. Li Fang is pulled into the Model K in the nick of time. The end of his queue whips the lamp post and the metal RINGS.
ANGLE ON MODEL K - TRAVELING
Tamamo leans out the window, her head human again.
The Model K swings a U-turn back up Mason.TAMAMO Keep the girl! We have what we want!
ANGLE ON RAMBLER - TRAVELING
Harvey turns the car around and the chase goes in reverse up Nob Hill.
WAN I'll buy you some time. Grab your father if you can.
(to Ping and Harvey)
(to Tamamo; beat) Horse to General's 3, Tamamo no Mae! Horse takes Chariot! Checkmate!CUT TO:
INT. MODEL K - NIGHT - CLOSE ON TAMAMO - TRAVELING
She is seething.
CHASE MUSIC ENDSTAMAMO How did he know that move? How dare he?
(to Fox Punk #2) Turn us around. I have a score to settle.
EXT. FLOOD MANSION (1906) - NIGHT - ON MODEL K
The Flood Mansion is an elegant brownstone directly opposite the Fairmont. It's now the Pacific-Union Club, but otherwise unchanged since 1906.
Fox Punk #2 brakes and SKIDS OUT, stopping in a perfect 180ø turn. The Model K is at the far left edge of the mansion's balustrade, almost on California Street, engine revving, ready. Tamamo leans out the window.
TAMAMO I accept your challenge, magician!
(continuing; to Wan)CUT TO:
THE RAMBLER
as it stops at the far right edge of the Flood Mansion. Magician Wan stands up, leaning on the seat.
WAN And the winner shall name his prize!CUT TO:
THE MODEL K - ON TAMAMO
She gestures and a naginata -- a Japanese woman's war spear -- of solid moonlight forms in her hand. Begin CONFRONTATION THEME.
CUT TO:
THE RAMBLER - ON MAGICIAN WAN
Magician Wan lights a large handful of fireworks, bound together in the form of a horse. Harvey starts moving forward again, slowly, but gaining speed.
The FIREWORKS GO OFF and the flames weave together to become a full size Mongolian pony made from fire and crimson sparks, running alongside the Rambler. Wan gets astride and the Rambler veers away, going O.S.
Magician Wan lights another Roman candle. The flame solidifies into a Mongol war spear.
EXT. FLOOD MANSION (1906) - NIGHT - WIDE ANGLE - ON PONY AND MODEL K
Pony and Model K charge, Magician Wan and Tamamo shouting AD LIB WAR CRIES.
Like knights in a tourney, they just barely miss each other. Magician Wan's spear SKITTERS across the side of the Model K, leaving a flaming streak.
ANGLE ON MAGICIAN WAN
as he SHOUTS to the war pony. It rears and SCREAMS, turning. DOLLY SHOT under flaming hooves, background changing from the brown and black of the Flood Mansion to night sky to the white marble of the Fairmont.
CUT TO:
THE MODEL K
as it SKIDS OUT, coming back around, facing Wan, Tamamo's naginata gleaming, Fairmont in background.
CUT TO:
MAGICIAN WAN
as his pony comes back to rest with a CLATTER OF HOOVES. It PAWS THE GROUND, hooves striking sparks.
EXT. FAIRMONT HOTEL (1906) - NIGHT - WIDE ANGLE - ON PONY AND MODEL K
Magician Wan and the Fox Queen face off again, he at the right of the hotel's facade, she at the left. The mystic war pony paws the ground, and the tires of the Model K SQUEAL, pedal and brake to the floor.
Spear and naginata lower and they charge, Tamamo and Wan shouting WAR CRIES, HOOVES AND TIRES SCREAMING!
At the last moment, Magician Wan angles his spear down and impales the engine block of the Model K.
CUT TO:
TIGHT ON MODEL K
The hood EXPLODES in flames!
CUT TO:
CLOSE ON MAGICIAN WAN
He is skewered on the naginata and knocked off his horse! The pony vanishes in a cloud of sparks!
End CONFRONTATION THEME.
CUT TO:
ANGLE ON MODEL K
Tamamo, Li Fang and the Fox Punks scramble out of the flaming car. Magician Wan falls to the street and goes up in a BURST of flame.
INSERT ON STREET
Magician Wan's jade luck piece CLATTERS to the cobbles, broken into three pieces.
CUT TO:
THE RAMBLER - ON PING
She stands in the front seat, gripping the dashboard in horror.
Harvey GUNS the Rambler, going by the Model K in a fast pass.PING Magician Wan!
There's a flash of clutching hands. Tamamo and Fox Punks 1 & 2 try to snatch Ping, but Harvey grabs her around the waist and pulls her back in. TIRES SQUEAL.HARVEY Quick!
At the last moment, Ping grabs both her father's queue and Tamamo's stole. She pulls both into the back seat.
CUT TO:
TAMAMO
She stands there in shock.
TAMAMO My stole!CUT TO:
INT. RAMBLER - NIGHT - ANGLE DOWN AT LI FANG
He looks at Ping and laughs.
He turns into a fox and jumps out of the car.FANG Tricked again!
Ping cries out in anguish.
Harvey guns the car down the hill.PING Turn us around! I will kill her!
(to Harvey)
He grabs Ping by the queue and jerks her down in her seat.HARVEY Later.
INT. MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP - NIGHTHARVEY She's only won the opening gambit; she hasn't won the game.
(continuing)
Harvey and Ping enter, Ping wearing the stole. She flips the switch and the electric bulb CRACKLES to life. The shop is empty. It is also still a shambles.
Ping starts to step forward, but Harvey puts out an arm and holds her back.
Harvey takes out his gun and COCKS it, stepping carefully into the room. With his free hand, he takes a string of firecrackers from a display and steps back to Ping.HARVEY Wait a second -- safety first.
Ping takes out the Ronson and FLICKS it.
CLOSE ON RONSON
The flame CATCHES. Ping holds it to the firecrackers. The fuse HISSES to life.
BACK TO SCENE
With a flick of his wrist, Harvey tosses the firecrackers into the center of the room. They LAND on the floorboards, SPUTTERING wickedly, then GO OFF.
Bits of paper fall to the floor and the NOISE DIES AWAY. Harvey and Ping exchange glances.
Harvey bars the door behind them while Ping locks it.
Ping takes out a sheaf of spirit charms and fans them.HARVEY You got those things?
PING Right here.
Harvey takes one of the slips of paper, then reaches into his mouth and takes out the wad of chewing gum. He uses the gum to stick the spirit charm to the door frame, THUMPING it into place with his fist.HARVEY Thank God for joss houses.
Ping runs to the back counter and starts digging through Magician Wan's library.
He CLICKS on the safety and holsters his gun, then goes and looks over Ping's shoulder. She's taken out the scrolls Wan showed earlier and is poring over them.PING We should have gotten a priest.
HARVEY I wouldn't trust a priest ten feet.
(glances around) Those fox spirits are everywhere.
Ping rifles through the scrolls, then pauses, carefully pulling one out and placing it atop the pile.PING I don't know what we're going to find here. Wan told us everything he knew about the Fox Queen.
HARVEY Does she have any enemies?
INSERT ON SCROLLPING Yes...
(smiling)
The ancient silk shows a full page illustration of the Dragon King, both in his human and animal form. In one hand he holds the magic conch shell horn. Chinese characters run down one side of the scroll.
BACK TO SCENE
Ping traces the legend with her finger.
Ping shakes her head sadly.PING From what it says, the Fox Queen must gather an almost unheard of amount of wealth to pay off her debt to the Dragon King. Cash. And she must pay it all off at once, in full.
(continuing)
HARVEY No instalment payments?
PING No. But at least the Dragon King doesn't charge interest. It's a gambling debt, and he holds her place in the heavens as marker.
(shakes head)
(studies scroll) Once Tamamo has gathered the wealth she owes the Dragon King, she must wind the conch shell horn he gave her. But not before, or he will be very angry.
(beat) The wealth may not be stolen, but she may accept it as presents from admirers. Or as a rightful loan from her spouse.
HARVEY Which explains why she went after your father.
PING Yes. But she would need a great deal more than my father possesses.
(nodding)
HARVEY Fang's head of the Six Companies.
Harvey follows her up the back staircase. Ping flicks on an electric light, revealingPING White man, you have much to learn of Chinatown.
(beat) The Six Companies may be wealthy, but they are not that powerful. And my father, no matter how rich, is only one jeweler.
(pause) Follow me.
MAGICIAN WAN'S WORKSHOP
The upstairs of the old store is hollow with a vaulted ceiling done all in skylights, a Victorian glass hall the envy of any mad inventor. Long tables laid out with fireworks supplies are strewn at random, kites are under construction, and some things that would only be envisioned by Leonardo Da Vinci after a trip to Cathay.
At one end, fully inflated, is a small Turn-of-the-Century hot air balloon, basket straining at anchor ropes tied to rings set in the floor. The silk of the balloon is blue, picked out with a huge "Eye in the Pyramid" in gold and a giant red and silver Maltese Cross on top. It's the balloon Harvey ordered for the Convocation.
Attached to the basket are numerous complicated Chinese kites in the form of Masonic symbols, presently folded up. They're covered with Roman candles, pinwheels and bottle rockets, designed to be lit while in flight.
Harvey pauses, awe-struck.
She leads the way to one of the workbenches, then kneels down before the antique safe underneath. Quickly, Ping dials the combination and flips the handle, throwing it open. It is filled with fireworks.HARVEY This is amazing...
PING As they say in the Barbary Coast: "Boy, you ain't seen nothin' yet."
(softly)
Ping finds a heavily embroidered silk drawstring bag. She carefully opens it and takes out the contents for Harvey to see: a miniature dragon woven of ladyfinger firecrackers and sparklers. It seems almost alive.PING Wan's special fireworks...
(continuing)
(digs through them) The Fox Queen fears the Dragon King. Well, that's what we're going to give her.
Ping kisses the firecracker dragon on the nose, then slips it back into its bag and pulls the strings tight.HARVEY Like the horse?
PING Exactly. Wan made these with Hong Tien Lei, the fire-powder of Master Chang. Once lit, the flames take on the form of the animal.
(nodding)
(beat) It wouldn't fool a magician, but with luck the Fox Queen is frightened enough by the Dragon King that she won't know the difference between a real dragon and a fake.
INT. FAIRMONT HOTEL/NOB HILL SUITE (1906) - NIGHT
This is the finest suite in the Fairmont. Turn-of-the-Century opulence. Li Fang sits in a chair to one side. Tamamo is berating Fox Punks #1, 2 & 3. No one has had time to change, and all look worse for the wear.
Fang stands up halfway.TAMAMO Amateurs! I am working with complete amateurs!
(to the ceiling)
FOX PUNK #2 But my Queen -- you taught us everything you know.
TAMAMO What?
(rounding on him)
(beat) You let a mere snip of a girl steal my stole, then you tell me I taught you ineptness and idiocy?
Fox Punk #2 grins.
TAMAMO Idiot!
(continuing; shoves Fox Punk #2)
(dismissing it) Never mind the stole. Ping's not enough of a magician to recognize it for what it is, and she'd need a consecrated knife to do any damage anyway.
(beat) Just get Fang presentable. We can have a wedding later. It doesn't matter yet.
She comes over to him as the Fox Punks start stripping off his jacket and shirt, yipping AD LIB fox talk back and forth.FANG My darling Tamamo -- we're not to be married?
TIGHT ON TWO SHOTTAMAMO Do not worry, my sweet. We will be married soon enough.
(beat) But you must tell the gentlemen you are to introduce me to that we are already wed. Otherwise --
(flutters eyelashes) -- they might ask to be invited to the wedding, and that could postpone it even further.
(leans close) Kiss me.
They kiss, and a spark of life force drains out of Fang. He staggers, but Tamamo looks refreshed.
She takes out a silver pocket watch and glances at it.TAMAMO That was delicious. Thank you, Li Fang.
(continuing)
ANGLE ON TAMAMOTAMAMO How I regret the loss of my handmaidens. Ah well, we shall just have to make do.
(continuing; to self)
With a whirl of foxfire, Tamamo gets the five second make over, magic and illusion retouching her makeup and removing the stains of battle from her costume.
She smiles and pockets the watch.
Tamamo turns. Apart from being blackjacked, beaten, spellbound and vampirized, Li Fang looks remarkably presentable in the clean new suit and Chinese cap.FOX PUNK #1 (O.S.) He is ready, my Queen.
The Fox Punks don't look quite so reputable.
ANGLE ON FOX PUNKSTAMAMO Make yourselves presentable. We're going to the Bohemian Club.
(to Fox Punks)
Foxfire sparks and Fox Punk #2 changes into a handsome anglo college student in a Stanford sweater, while #1 & 3 become two very proper -- though seductive -- society debs, parasols and all.
She links arms with Li Fang and they proceed to the door, Fox Punks in their wake.TAMAMO I believe we are now ready for the ball.
(continuing; smiling)
INT. LI FANG'S PARLOR - NIGHTTAMAMO I understand that when you visit the Golden Mountain, it is fashionable to be late anyway.
(continuing)
Ping and Harvey come in the door, Harvey with his gun cocked, Ping holding the Ronson. Ping has the scrolls, and both she and Harvey are bristling with bottle rockets and bandoliers of firecrackers.
A dead fox is staked to the sofa. Captain Keily and Detectives 1, 2 & 3 are also there, chatting AD LIB, but break off the moment Harvey and Ping burst in.
Keily and the rest level their guns at them.
There's a tense moment, then Harvey raises his gun and FIRES TWICE into the ceiling. The SOUND DIES AWAY and plaster dust filters down. No one flinches.CAPTAIN KEILY Are you two really you? Not foxes?
Harvey holsters his gun and Ping puts away the lighter. Keily and the Detectives put theirs away as well.CAPTAIN KEILY You're you.
(continuing; sighs)
HARVEY And you're you.
Harvey looks to Ping. She comes forward and lays out Magician Wan's scrolls on the coffee table, sitting down on the edge of the couch. Everyone gathers round.HARVEY What happened?
(continuing; beat)
CAPTAIN KEILY Lost some good men. But we cleaned out this den of foxes.
(beat) Any idea where the head vixen went?
Ping suddenly pauses and her hands fly to her mouth.PING I'm not sure.
(spreads out manuscripts) We know the Fox Queen needs to get a great deal of money to pay off her debt to the Dragon King, but there's no possibility that my father would be able to amass that much wealth. She would need to charm the richest men in San Francisco.
Without explanation, Ping gets up and goes to the peachblow vase on the mantel, reaching inside. She feels around, then looks up, alarmed.PING The Bohemian Ball...
(continuing; softly)
HARVEY What?
Ping gives him a withering look.PING It's gone.
HARVEY What?
PING My father's invitation. He had an invitation to the Bohemian Ball.
CAPTAIN KEILY The Bohemian Club's letting in Chinamen?
Harvey looks to Captain Keily and the Detectives.PING No. But my father knows some white jewelers, and they wished to do business in more pleasant surroundings.
(beat) He'd been planning to take me tonight.
INT. BOHEMIAN CLUB/MAIN BALLROOM (1906) - NIGHTHARVEY If the Fox Queen's gone anywhere, she's gone there. The Bohemian Club has more money than the rest of San Francisco put together.
The Bohemian Club is in one of the City's grand old Victorian mansions. The room is gaily decorated, and the ball is already well into swing. The elite of the San Francisco elite are here, both to see and be seen.
At one end of the ballroom is a full band (presently on break) but a MUSICAL YOUNG LADY has taken over the piano and is playing lively RAGTIME MUSIC. On the opposite side of the room is a large fireplace with a fire burning in the grate.
Bohemians dance and mingle. Tamamo is with Fang, who is introducing her to a large grey-bearded gentleman, CLAUS SPRECKELS. (See period photos.)
Claus Spreckels takes her hand and kisses it.FANG Mr. Spreckels, may I take the pleasure of introducing you to my new wife, Tamamo?
Spreckels laughs heartily.SPRECKELS Charmed.
TAMAMO Mr. Spreckels? The... Sugar Baron?
(smiling and taking back her hand)
Spreckels looks to Fang.SPRECKELS Some know me as that. But yes.
TAMAMO I believe my husband has a business proposition for you.
(disarmingly demure)
CLOSE ON TAMAMOFANG It would require a large amount of money.
Her eyes flash with foxfire.
Spreckels looks spellbound.TAMAMO Cash.
He wanders off into the ball with Fang and Tamamo.SPRECKELS Tell me more...
The RAGTIME MUSIC ENDS and the Bohemians APPLAUD the musical young lady, who is embarrassed by all the attention. The BANDMASTER comes forward with greasy aplomb and CLAPS LOUDLY until everyone falls silent.
Bohemians CLAP again, but not as enthusiastically.BANDMASTER Wasn't that wonderful? Let's all have another round of applause for the musical young lady!
(to Bohemians)
The Bohemians APPLAUD and Fox Punk #2, in his Stanford student guise, comes forward and kisses the hand of the musical young lady. The bandmaster turns and raises his baton and the band strikes up a FOXTROT.BANDMASTER The band has returned, and we've had a special request -- the young gentleman here hopes that the young lady will join him in a dance. He has requested a foxtrot!
(continuing)
Fox Punk #2 leads the musical young lady into the swirl of the dance, other couples joining in.
SERIES OF SHOTS - FOX SPIRITS AT THE BOHEMIAN BALL
A) Fox Punk #2 charms the musical young lady
B) Fox Punks #1 & 3, as society debs, spellbind members of the Bohemian Club
C) Fang introduces Tamamo to various men of power. M.O.S. they discuss business. Tamamo hypnotizes them.
D) Other fox spirits already present, as revealed by reflections in chandeliers and champagne buckets, go after other guests
CUT TO:
EXT. BOHEMIAN CLUB (1906) - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING
The Bohemian Club is at the corner of Taylor and Post. The original did not survive the fire, but a Victorian mansion should work for everyone but history buffs.
Light spills out the windows, and the FOXTROT continues at the same pace, muffled by the intervening walls. A long line of motorcars is parked before the building.
At the end of the line, Harvey helps Ping out of the Rambler. Both are dressed to the nines: Harvey in white tie and tails, pocket watch and all; Ping in the finery the Fox Queen foisted upon her, accented by Wan's embroidered silk bag and the Fox Queen's stole.
Harvey, however, is at the bubble gum again. He blows a small bubble and sucks it back in.
Harvey and Ping hurry up the steps and knock. The door opens, MUSIC SPILLING OUT. They enter and exchange words M.O.S. with someone O.S. The door closes.HARVEY Are you sure they'll be here?
(sotto voce)
PING I think so. Father promised to take me.
HARVEY Let's hope we get lucky.
CUT TO:
INT. BOHEMIAN CLUB/FOYER - NIGHT
Here the MUSIC is SLIGHTLY LOUDER. Harvey and Ping are confronted with a SNOOTY DOORMAN.
Ping reaches into her handbag.SNOOTY DOORMAN Sir, you are not a club member.
HARVEY I'm a Mason!
SNOOTY DOORMAN The Bohemian Club has a more exclusive membership.
(sniffs)
HARVEY Listen, the young lady's father requested that I bring her here. You may have heard of him before. Li Fang, the mayor of Chinatown?
SNOOTY DOORMAN Vaguely. He arrived about an hour ago in the company of his wife.
(pauses)
(beat) However, he left no word as to a daughter arriving late, with or without a Mason as chaperon. I'm sorry, sir.
Ping holds up a crisp silver certificate.PING Honorable sir -- would you accept the word of Mr. Washington?
Ping rolls her eyes as she passes by him. Harvey catches up and they enter the ballroom.SNOOTY DOORMAN Indubitably!
(snatches it)
(waves to the room) Go right in. I'm sure your father is expecting you.
PING Thank you, kind sir.
Ping and Harvey pause and CAMERA PANS THE ROOM, ZOOMING IN ON Tamamo and Li Fang. They are locked in the whirl of the FOXTROT.
Harvey takes the initiative and grabs Ping's hand.PING There she is!
(continuing; pointing)
He pulls her onto the dance floor and they join the swirling constellation of dancers.HARVEY Only one way to get close...
CAMERA SWINGS, DOLLY SHOT, PING AND HARVEYS' POV as they move through the paces of the FOXTROT. They hug close, but like the spinning of a spirograph, it is soon obvious that it will be a space before their path intersects that of Ping's father and the Fox Queen.
The MUSIC SLOWS for a pace, and Ping and Harvey dance with each other, gazing deep into each other's eyes. Romance is coming into blossom, but just before Harvey can finally lean down and kiss her, Ping spots Tamamo.
She takes the lead, cutting through a gap in the dancers, and within two spins they catch up with Tamamo and Fang.PING There!
They dance around them for one pass, then split up. Harvey insinuates himself between Li Fang and Tamamo.
He grabs her hand and whirls her off into the swirl of the dance. She looks shocked.HARVEY May I cut in?
(to Tamamo)
Ping grabs her father's hand and begins dancing with him as well, leading him far away from the Fox Queen.FANG Ping! What are you doing here?
PING Well, Father, seeing as how I missed your wedding, it was only proper that I come to the reception.CUT TO:
HARVEY AND TAMAMO
dancing in a different part of the ballroom.
They go through a dramatic flourish of the dance.TAMAMO You are persistent, Mr. Moore.
(beat) I like that in a man.
HARVEY You're a bitch, Mrs. Chung.
(beat) I hate that in a woman.
TAMAMO I prefer the term vixen.
(laughs)
(beat) Why have you come here, Mr. Moore? Another pathetic attempt to steal Li Fang?
HARVEY Why do you want him? He's nothing to you.
TAMAMO On the contrary. He's everything.
CLOSE ON TAMAMOTAMAMO You dance very well, Mr. Moore.
(continuing; appreciative)
(beat) I want Li Fang for a very simple reason: The easiest way to acquire wealth is to inherit it.
She looks at him with peculiar intensity and her eyes blaze with foxlight.
CLOSE ON HARVEYTAMAMO Kiss me...
(continuing)
as he struggles against her power.
INSERT ON HARVEY'S RING
The sapphire and Masonic inset glow slowly brighter with their own inner light.
BACK TO SCENE
Harvey is almost caught, but then grows defiant and blows a large bubble between them. It BURSTS with a report like a firecracker, gum on both their faces.
Tamamo CRIES OUT softly and closes her eyes. The foxlight goes out.
Harvey grabs her close and dances through the foxtrot with ferocious intensity, spinning her in a tortuous stranglehold as they whip around the floor to a point near the fireplace. The FOXTROT is nearly at an end.HARVEY Bitch!
(hissing)
HARVEY Now, Ping!
(continuing)CUT TO:
PING
where she stands by the fireplace arguing with her father. She throws the silk bag into the fire.
INSERT ON FIRE
The bag lands in the flames. Logs CRACK and POP. The silk remains for a moment, then goes up in a flash, leaving the fireworks dragon. The FUSES HISS alight.
BACK TO SCENE
FIRECRACKERS go off in a LOUD STRING and sparks fly out of the fireplace. The MUSIC ENDS abruptly and the dancers pause, confused.
With a flickering of golden witchfire, a huge dragon made of floating golden cinders rises out of the fireplace.
The fireworks dragon steps forward across the ballroom floor, HISSING and CRACKLING. The Bohemians give it room.
Harvey throws Tamamo to the floor before the dragon.
Ping steps forward, pointing imperiously towards Tamamo.HARVEY Someone I'd like you to meet.
(continuing; to Tamamo)
Tamamo is weak, stunned by the loud noises. Slowly she looks up, locking eyes with the fireworks dragon. It HISSES and she rises to her feet, trembling at the confrontation.PING Get her, oh my Dragon King.
(to fireworks dragon)
Society Debs 1 & 2 (Fox Punks 1 & 3) hurl themselves to her feet.
SOCIETY DEBS 1 & 2 Save us, Our Queen! It is the Dragon King!
(in unison)CUT TO:
HARVEY
pushing through the crowd, all of whom are staring at the fireworks dragon.
He reaches Ping. She's pulling a very weakened Li Fang, but he perks up at the arrival of Harvey.
Ping karate chops him, knocking him out. Harvey catches him before he falls and slings him over his shoulder.FANG I'll have your badge, young man!
(to Harvey)
PING Shut up, Father!
The main exit is blocked by the crowd of onlookers.
He spots a door, then takes off with Ping in his wake. They push through a side door of the ballroom.PING Which way?
(continuing; to Harvey)
HARVEY There!
(looking around)
CUT TO:
TAMAMO
Firelight illuminates her face, and the fireworks dragon is reflected in her eyes. Her expression is one of terror which then gives way to curiosity, swiftly followed by rage.
She kicks free of the society debs clutching her ankles and points at the fireworks dragon.
ANGLE ON FIREWORKS DRAGONTAMAMO That isn't the Dragon King! That isn't even a real dragon!
It BREATHES OUT a gout of flame and fire washes over Tamamo. Society debs run and SCREAM.
CLOSE ON TAMAMO
The ends of her headdress and small patches on her clothing are aflame.
Tamamo whips out her fan, long ivory blades. With a flash of foxfire, it begins to glow green.TAMAMO It is, however, a passable imitation.
(continuing; sotto voce)
(loudly, to Fox Punks) It's only an illusion! A cheap sham!
ANGLE ON FIREWORKS DRAGON
as it BREATHES flame again, but Tamamo waves the fan before her. A huge WIND PICKS UP, blowing the fire back upon the dragon and pushing the creature towards the fireplace.
It tries to resist, digging its claws into the ballroom floor, but slides backwards like a cat on formica.
Cinders and sparks stream from the dragon's body. The wind WHIPS Bohemian coattails and knocks wigs flying. Things both on and offstage CRASH and SHATTER.TAMAMO Just put it out! Douse it like a candle!
(continuing)
Fox Punk #2, in his Stanford student guise, grabs a magnum of champagne and shakes it up. He pops the cork and showers Tamamo and the fireworks dragon. The dragon fades, but not appreciably.
It turns to him and SNAPS and HISSES, rearing back and getting ready to lunge and breathe flame.
Fox Punk #2 hurls the champagne magnum into the fireplace. It SHATTERS and the fire goes out with a CRACKLE and HISS.TAMAMO The fireplace! Quickly!
(continuing)
The fireworks dragon lunges, then slowly freezes in place and dissolves into a fall of sparks. Cinders sift to the floor, winking out one by one.
ANGLE ON TAMAMO
She is singed, soot blacked, and drenched with champagne. She is not pleased.
INT. BOHEMIAN CLUB/MAID'S HALLWAY - NIGHTTamamo Find them! Ping and Moore! Find them!
(continuing)
(beat) I'll have their heads!/BLOCKQUOTE>
Ping takes the lead down narrow hallway lit by gas brackets turned down to their barest ghost flames. Harvey follows, carrying Li Fang.
The Masonic ring still glows dimly, suddenly visible in the half- light, but Harvey hasn't noticed yet.
Harvey suddenly notices the fading radiance coming from his ring. He grabs Ping's arm, pulling her up short.HARVEY Which way's the exit?
PING How should I know? I've never been in the Bohemian Club before.
(beat) What happened? We were supposed to get back-up the minute I lit the dragon!
HARVEY Welcome to the wonderful world of police work.
Ping gives it a second glance, then grabs his arm and pulls him down the hallway.HARVEY What in the heck's wrong with my ring?
(continuing)
Ping pulls open a door and finds a stairway leading down, illuminated by a bare electric bulb. Harvey comes up next to her and looks over her shoulder.PING It's a protective amulet. They do that when they're activated.
HARVEY I've done dozens of rituals and it's never done that!
PING You Masons lead sheltered lives.
(beat) It's like burglar alarms. You can set as many as you like, but they won't go off till you get a burglar.
HARVEY I see you've never answered a false alarm before.
(snorting)
They go down the stairway, door closing behind them.HARVEY The cellars. There should be an exit to the street.
(continuing)
PING I certainly hope so, Officer Moore.
INT. BOHEMIAN CLUB/MAIN BALLROOM - NIGHT
Bohemians mill about in confused chaos, erupting into absolute panic when huge bricks of firecrackers CRASH through the windows and begin GOING OFF -- all except one brick which SPLASHES into the punch bowl, going out with a SIZZLING HISS.
Detectives and police officers burst through the doors, SHOOTING the ceiling and SHOUTING AD LIB arrest lines. Bohemian ladies SHRIEK and SCREAM. Fox spirits go into agony from all the noise.
Tamamo dives under the buffet table, almost bumping heads with the Stanford student (Fox Punk #2) who is not in agony from the din, unlike her and the rest of the fox spirits.
He holds out some wadded-up bits from petit fours, then uses them to plug her ears.STANFORD STUDENT (FOX PUNK #2) Here, my Queen.
She calms visibly and joins him in peeking out from under the tablecloth, a wicked glint in her eye.
INT. CELLAR STAIRWAY - NIGHT - ON HARVEY AND PING
They go down. And down. And down. Electric bulbs get fewer and fewer until they disappear completely.
The only light is from Harvey's ring, shining like a blue and gold star, but even it is not enough to illuminate the blackness. The stairway is suspended in a void.
Ping and Harvey exchange glances in the strange light.
Harvey looks down at Ping. Passion builds.PING The Bohemians have most impressive cellars...
HARVEY They certainly do.
(staring into the void, awestruck)
(marveling at the ring) I always thought I believed in magic, but never really did until now.
PING Consider yourself lucky. It took years for Wan to teach me, and I'm still only an apprentice.
(beat) I think you've always known. You just needed something to show you what you've known all along.
He leans down to Ping. Gently, he places one hand on each cheek, tilting her head up, ring TOWARDS THE CAMERA. Ping and Harvey gaze upon each other for a moment, then their lips meet and their eyes close.HARVEY I have known all along. I just never admitted it to myself.
The passion of the kiss builds, and as it does, the Compass, Square and G on the ring flare in succession, finally becoming a supernova which flashes the screen to WHITEOUT.
The fire shrinks back to a single bright point, and Harvey and Ping open their eyes, never knowing the magic of their kiss.
Harvey looks away for a second, and pain washes over his face. The glow of the ring dims.PING I have never kissed a man before.
(beat) It is a wonderful thing.
HARVEY I'm glad you think so.
Ping clutches his arm.HARVEY I wish...
(continuing)
(suddenly angry) Damn the laws!
Ping turns him to face her and gives him a long look.PING What wrong?
HARVEY Me. What I intend could never be honorable.
(beat) I could never marry you. The anti-miscegenation laws forbid it.
PING Damn the laws then, like you said. They are the white men's laws. What do they matter?
HARVEY I'm a white man. And a police officer.
(beat) I'd lose my job. I'd never be able to support you.
He looks at her and smiles, thankful.PING Harvey, the world is a much wider place than San Francisco.
Wordlessly, Harvey picks up the unconscious Li Fang and slings him over his shoulder. With the magnesium torch of the ring, they find their way down.
INT. BOHEMIAN CLUB/MAIN BALLROOM - NIGHT
The detectives and other members of San Francisco's finest are arresting Bohemians right and left. Dead foxes litter the dance floor and buffet, while strings of FIRECRACKERS still skip hither and thither.
Captain Keily confronts Claus Spreckels and the Stanford student, trying to get them to look into a hand mirror.
CLOSE ON SPRECKELSSPRECKELS I won't stand for it! I am Claus Spreckels! The Sugar Baron!
(booming)
CAPTAIN KEILY Mr. Spreckels, it's only a formality. Now if you would just look in the--
(placating)
SPRECKELS I won't look in anything, you blithering buffoon!
He leans close, his eyes blazing with foxlight.
BACK TO SCENESPRECKELS (TAMAMO) Go arrest someone else!
(continuing)
Captain Keily looks slightly spellbound and bluffed.
Keily wanders off.CAPTAIN KEILY Of course, Mr. Spreckels...
Spreckels (Tamamo) grabs his arm and drags him off.STANFORD STUDENT (FOX PUNK #2) Good work, my Queen.
(to Tamamo)
>SPRECKELS (TAMAMO) Shut up, idiot.CUT TO:
ANOTHER PART OF THE BALLROOM
Keily runs into the real Claus Spreckels.
INT. BOHEMIAN CLUB/MAID'S HALLWAY - NIGHTSPRECKELS Captain Keily! What on earth is going on?
(bewildered)
With a shimmer of foxfire, Claus Spreckels dissolves into Tamamo. The Stanford student locks the door behind them.
Tamamo reaches into her ears and pulls out the ear plugs.
Fox Punk #2 grins and removes his own ear plugs.TAMAMO Excellent idea, Jian Ming.
(to Stanford student)
He transforms into a large white fox, clothes shifting into fur, and runs down the hall.STANFORD STUDENT (FOX PUNK #2) Thank you, my Queen.
(beat) I've got the scent. They went this way.
Tamamo follows, smiling.
INT. CELLAR STAIRWAY - NIGHT - ON HARVEY AND PING
By the light of Harvey's ring, they go down another flight of stairs, coming out into
UNDERGROUND PASSAGES
The walls are dirt, shored up with wooden beams. Even if they haven't been here forever, the passages date back to at least the Gold Rush days. Ping flicks the Ronson for more illumination.
Through an archway, tunnels leads off in both directions. There are STRANGE SOUNDS in the distance.
Before Ping can respond, there's the RATTLING and CLANKING of a MINE CART.HARVEY So it's true...
(continuing)
PING What's true?
HARVEY The stories. They say there's a whole network of passages under Chinatown.
PING This is the Bohemian Club.
HARVEY Maybe they extended them?
PING I've heard there are smugglers' tunnels all over the city.
(beat) It's more likely we've found one of those.
Harvey's ring winks out as he covers it and Ping snuffs the Ronson. They hide in the shadows of the archway, Harvey dumping Li Fang in the corner.HARVEY Lights out!
(hissing)
A mine cart RATTLES into view from the right hand side of the passage, traveling at a furious pace. It's filled with stacks of gleaming gold bars, illuminated by a paper lantern set atop them all.
Two fox spirits, in human guise, ride the mine cart the exact same way that crazed ten-year-olds ride shopping carts in supermarket parking lots. You can tell they're fox spirits -- they have long, fluffy white tails, streaming out behind them.
The cart disappears, stage left. Harvey looks to Ping as she lights the Ronson.FOX SPIRITS Yee-ha!!!
Ping nods dumbly.HARVEY Did you see what I just saw?
There's more RATTLING, quieter this time. Ping douses the light and they hide.
A second later, a second cart RATTLES into view, from the left. It's filled with silvery bars, but has no attendant. It's going much slower.
Harvey steps out and stops it, tilting it away from the tow rope.
Ping comes over and picks up one of the bars, peeling back the foil. The contents are black and gooey.
Ping suddenly notices something on the ground. She reaches down and picks it up.PING Opium...
INSERT ON COIN
It's a freshly minted 1906 twenty dollar gold piece.
BACK TO SCENE
Ping shows the coin to Harvey.
Harvey releases the opium cart. It catches the rope and heads on its merry way.HARVEY The Mint.
(beat) I think we've just found the connection for the opium trade.
She begins to gesture in the opposite direction, but there comes a sudden sound:PING If the Mint is that way, then...
(pointing after the opium cart)
On instinct, Harvey and Ping take positions. A second cart of gold plummets along, two fox spirits joyriding on the back.FOX SPIRIT VOICE (O.S.) Yee-ha!!!
They careen right into a Batman-style uppercut from Harvey and a Bruce Lee karate chop from Ping. Harvey grabs the hand brake and sparks fly as the mine cart SCREECHES to a stop, wheels BITING METAL.
The fox spirits fall to the floor, out cold.
Harvey pulls on his watch chain and the fob pops out of his pocket, spinning and sparkling in the lantern glow: a gold penknife etched with Masonic symbols.PING Do you have a penknife?
(to Harvey)
He flicks the chain and catches the penknife in midair.HARVEY Of course.
(smiling)
Harvey unclasps the chain and hands the knife to Ping.HARVEY What for?
(continuing)
Harvey leaves. Ping glances to the two unconscious fox spirits, then takes off Tamamo's silver fox stole and holds it up, contemplative.PING You'll see. Just get Father.
With a smile, she pulls open the penknife and takes it to the stole, beginning to tear it diagonally.
INTERCUT - CELLAR STAIRWAY/UPPER LANDING
Tamamo proceeds down the steps, smiling, then suddenly stops and stiffens in pain. Her back arches and her eyes blaze with foxlight.
She falls to her knees, in utter agony. Electric bulbs sway eerily above her.
We hear the RIPPING of the stole, and across Tamamo's back we see a line appear, blood slowly seeping through the silk in a diagonal mark.
Ping continues to pass the penknife through the stole.
The line continues, and Tamamo lets out a BLOODCURDLING WAIL, more animal than human. LIGHT BULBS EXPLODE!
The CRY ECHOES down to where Ping stands, completing her handiwork with the stole. She looks up, puzzled.
The silver fox runs back up the stairs to where Tamamo writhes in pain. He shifts into the Stanford Student.
She clutches his arm.STANFORD STUDENT (FOX PUNK #2) My Queen...
BACK TO SCENETAMAMO Ping... My stole...
(in agony)
Ping finishes tearing the stole and proudly holds up two long triangular strips of fox fur.
A second AGONIZED WAIL ECHOES DOWN the stairs.
INSERT ON STOLE
Unnoticed by Ping, a single drop of blood forms at the bottom corner of one strip. It falls, splashing as it hits the chrome bright steel of the mine cart rails.
BACK TO SCENE
Ping looks around, confused, as the FOX QUEEN'S WAIL DIES AWAY.
Harvey slings the still unconscious Li Fang over the gold coins in the mine cart.
Harvey notices what she's done to the stole.HARVEY What was that?
(to Ping)
PING I don't know...
(troubled)
She pulls out a long pin from her hair.HARVEY Don't care for fur?
PING No. But I do like disguise.
(brightening)
ANGLE ON HARVEY - REAR VIEWPING You'll look very handsome in a white tie and tails.
(continuing)
Harvey lets Ping pin the strip of stole to the back of his pants, right between the two swallowtails of his coat. She mumbles SOMETHING MAGICAL, and with a flicker of witchfire, the torn stole becomes a human size fox tail.
Harvey looks behind him, twitching his new tail and trying it on for size.
She holds up the second strip of stole and another pin. Harvey returns the favor, pinning the tail to Ping's behind. It comes to life with the same FX.HARVEY Nice... Do you do hemlines too?
PING Only for special orders.
They toss the unconscious fox spirits into the shadows and take up positions at the end of the cart.
Harvey releases the hand brake, and they begin to gain momentum.
INT. CELLAR STAIRWAY/UPPER LANDINGHARVEY Yee-ha!
The Stanford Student helps Tamamo to her feet. She is struggling with the pain, but soon seems able to control it.
She leans on the Stanford student for support.TAMAMO A consecrated knife... Where did the little minx get a consecrated knife?
(a bare whisper)
They begin to make their way down the stairs.TAMAMO I am going to catch Ping Fang.
(continuing; louder)
(beat) And when I catch, I will snap her neck...
INT. UNDERGROUND PASSAGE - ON MINE CART
Harvey and Ping ride along, their new tails whipping behind them. Harvey pops another stick of gum in his mouth.
Ping does not respond. However, just then the light increases and they come out into aHARVEY So who is this Dragon King guy?
(chewing furiously)
PING He is the ruler of all the seas. The shrimp are his soldiers and the crabs are his generals.
HARVEY He must love Fisherman's Wharf.
LARGE CHAMBER
filled with mine carts and fox spirits.
One spirit, dressed like an ACCOUNTANT except for a fox's head, jumps up and screams excitedly, waving an abacus in the air.
Ping understands at the last moment and grabs the hand brake. METAL SCREAMS and they stop one inch short of ramming the cart in front of them.FOX ACCOUNTANT Brakes! Brakes!
(in Chinese)
Li Fang slides off the cart and falls to the floor, COINS RAINING DOWN around him. Harvey quickly twists his ring around to hide its glow inside his fist.
The fox accountant cocks its head at him.HARVEY What?
(to accountant)
The fox accountant throws its hands in the air.HARVEY I'm trying to practice my English.
(continuing; covering himself)
The accountant's fox eyes go wide. Several other fox spirits DROP GOLD BARS in shock.FOX ACCOUNTANT You young maniacs! You'll get us all killed!
PING You don't understand! The Dragon King! The Dragon King has attacked the Bohemian Club!
(going into histrionics)
The fox spirits go back to work, carrying gold out of the chamber. The accountant turns to Harvey and Ping, pointing to the unconscious Li Fang.PING Truly! It was the Dragon King! We just barely escaped with our lives!
(continuing)
FOX ACCOUNTANT But... our Queen was not to have summoned the Dragon King for several days yet. The sum may not be quite sufficient!
(in denial)
(to all the fox spirits) Quickly! Back to work! All must be in readiness!
She gets down on her knees by her father, who's beginning to come to.FOX ACCOUNTANT Isn't that...
(continuing)
PING Our Queen's bridegroom, yes.
She quickly thunks his head on the ground, knocking him out again.FANG Ping...
(weakly)
PING He's delirious!
She and Harvey pick up Li Fang together and carry him off between the two of them, exchanging glances but not saying anything.FOX ACCOUNTANT Take him to the treasure chamber. Our Queen will want him when she returns.
(flustered)
PING Of course!
They follow the fox spirits with the gold bars, going through more passageways.
Suddenly they emerge into
THE TREASURE CAVERN
Nob Hill itself has been hollowed out, the dome supported by eight pillars in the form of animal-headed Egyptian gods: Isis, Osiris, Thoth, Horus, Bast, Nephthys, Anubis and Set. The flavor is distinctly Masonic, spaces between the statues decorated with Eyes in Pyramids and other symbols.
In the center of the chamber is a pile of gold and jewels so enormous as to make Smaug's horde from The Hobbit look like a Christmas Club fund. A mountain, or at least a fair size hill, of gold.
For aesthetic effect, here and there are placed a few priceless antiques and paintings by old masters, along with tiffany lamps and other valuable objects. There's a gilded four-poster bed dumped in one corner.
Ping and Harvey take Li Fang over to it and lay him on the mattress.
Harvey surveys the nearest portion of the treasure horde, then reaches out and picks up a black velvet half-cape and baldric covered with heavy silver embroidery, and a hat with an ostrich plume. He looks at them in horror.PING Oh, poor Father...
(continuing)
HARVEY Is he alright?
PING Alive.. but just barely.
(beat) Curse her.
Unthinking, Harvey puts on the hat and slings the cape and baldric about his shoulders. He continues to search the treasure horde, finding a slim sword with a gold hilt and scabbard.PING What is it?
(continuing)
HARVEY These belong to a Knight Templar. From my Commandery, California Number One.
(introspective)
He pulls it from the coins it's impaled in and shows it to Ping.
He unsheathes it, revealing an elaborately etched blade. He tests it for weight.HARVEY A ceremonial sword. I have one, but it has a silver hilt.
(continuing)
Harvey drops the scabbard and gestures with the sword, drawing her attention to the vault of the chamber, decorated with the Shriners' scimitar and crescent.HARVEY The gold's only presented to the Knight Commander.
(continuing)
PING Stolen?
HARVEY Let's hope so...
(worried)
Ping looks around in wonder until Harvey touches her lightly on the arm. He points with the sword, wordlessly, towards the wall that they came from.HARVEY Those symbols... this is a Masonic sanctuary.
(continuing)
PING You're a Mason. Don't you know where we are?
(whispering)
HARVEY This must be the Shriners' inner sanctum.
(shakes head)
(beat) I've heard it's somewhere under Nob Hill. That's supposed to be a secret, but I think we've gone past that now.
Ping looks and sees
THE DRAGON SHRINE
Set against the wall of the treasure chamber, flanked by the jackal-headed statues of Set and Anubis, is a huge silk wall- hanging depicting a coiling dragon. Before it is a low dais and altar, in the center of which is the conch shell horn of the Dragon King.
Tamamo emerges from the archway beside the statue of Set, Jian Ming in his Stanford student guise to her right, the fox-headed accountant to her left.PING The Dragon King's horn...
(softly)
TAMAMO (O.S.) Quite so, Ping Fang.
She holds out her hand to the accountant.TAMAMO You've led us a merry chase. But it is now at an end.
(continuing)
The fox accountant places a scroll of some sort in her hand.TAMAMO The Contract.
(continuing)
Ping is horrified.
The fox accountant grins, holding up a large stack of contracts and certificates.PING What is it?
TAMAMO A marriage contract. How I do enjoy San Francisco. No elaborate ceremonies. Just two signatures on a piece of paper.
(smiling)
(beat) I promised that you would attend your father's wedding, Ping Fang, and I always make good on my promises.
(beat) My accountant here informs me that the sum here is now quite sufficient to repay the Dragon King, providing that all of it is legally mine by the laws of the State of California.
CLOSE ON TAMAMOTAMAMO Li Fang has signed all the appropriate documents. All that is now necessary is his signature on this last one.
(continuing)
PING Over my dead body.
TAMAMO That is hardly necessary. Only Fang's dead body.
Her eyes blaze with foxlight.
Li Fang begins to stir groggily awake, until Harvey knocks him over the head with the hilt of the ceremonial sword. Fang falls back, unconscious.TAMAMO Li Fang! I have need of you!
(continuing)
Harvey levels the sword at Tamamo, then points up at the statue of Set. Blue and gold fire flickers down the length of the blade from Harvey's ring.HARVEY By the laws of the State of California, you have to be conscious to sign a marriage contract.
(venomously)
Tamamo smiles and shrugs.HARVEY I should have recognized the resemblance before. Set, the jackal-headed Egyptian god of darkness and evil.
(continuing)
Out of nowhere, the Stanford student suddenly produces the Chinese sword he had earlier.TAMAMO A country cousin.
(beat; to Fox Punk #2) Jian Ming, deal with this Masonic fool.
He goes after Harvey and they clash, sword striking sword. It's an old Errol Flynn style sword fight, with the treasure horde as the battle ground.
The RATTLE OF SABRES mixes with the JINGLING OF COINS, as Harvey is backed into the dunes of gold and jewels. Harvey then lunges forward, SLASHING.
The Stanford student ducks, then Harvey SLASHES again and he jumps over the scything blade, landing with a JANGLE OF COINS. He lunges for Harvey.
Harvey backs away, astounded, and as we CUT BACK we find that Jian Ming has switched guise from the Stanford student to the tong punk we saw earlier.
The tong punk attacks, SLASHING, and Harvey ducks, the punk's sword hitting the plume of his hat and cutting it in two.
They watch as the feather wafts to the floor, then exchange glances. For good measure, Jian Ming SLICES the unlit candles off a gold candelabra atop a nearby treasure heap.
The punk lunges and Harvey parries. Lunge, parry, lunge, parry, until Harvey is backed into a corner. Jian Ming lunges and Harvey rolls to the other side of the dune, COINS FLYING, coming back up again, en garde.
Fox Punk #2 advances again, this time in the form of a dance hall girl with an ostrich plume headband. Harvey whips off the Knights Templar cape and baldric, holding it in his hand, medieval cloak- fighting style.
The dance hall girl feints, and Harvey parries with the cloak, entangling the sword and knocking it flying. It lands with a JANGLE OF COINS.
The dance hall girl grabs her skirts and does a cancan kick, SHOWERING COINS over Harvey and kicking his hand. He whips the cloak around her foot, pulling her off balance, but she's agile as a fox and does an acrobatic back flip OFFSCREEN towards the lost sword.
Harvey advances, coming up behind Fox Punk #2, who looks different this time. He turns around, sword ready, but now he's in the form of Harvey himself!
Harvey is shocked, and Jian Ming manages to get in a poke in his arm and making him lose the cloak before Harvey recovers his senses.
They're in a clear area between heaps of gold. Harvey fights his own double. We know who the real Harvey is because he's the one with the fox tail and the Masonic sword. Jian Ming has no tail and the Chinese sword.
The battle wages back and forth, then with a RATTLE OF SABRES, Harvey slowly backs his double OFF THE SCREEN.
When only the tip of Jian Ming's sword is visible, he rallies, pushing Harvey back and coming back onto the screen, this time in the form of Ping.
They battle a moment more, then Harvey backs her off the screen until Jian Ming rallies and comes back as the Stanford student, grinning.
Tossed in among the other treasures is a large silver serving tray, polished mirror bright. Harvey grabs it up like a shield, reflecting Fox Punk #2.HARVEY Stop doing that!
STANFORD STUDENT (FOX PUNK #2) Make me!
Jian Ming retreats, evading his own reflection, which is that of a fox.
MATCH CUT TO:
TAMAMO'S EYES
blazing with foxlight as she faces down Ping.
She waves her hands, weaving green fire into the Chinese character for Death.TAMAMO I should have destroyed you long ago, Ping Fang.
It hangs suspended in the air for a moment, then rushes out and strikes Ping in the chest.
Both Ping and Tamamo go into agony, the foxfire weaving around both of them, CRACKLING like a demon, sparking and arcing, especially around Ping's tail.
Tamamo waves a gesture of dismissal and the foxfire ceases. Ping reaches behind herself, grabbing her own tail. It comes away in her hand, resuming its natural form, the torn stole, the long tear faintly edged with blood.
Ping reaches into her pocket and pulls out the Ronson. She lights it and holds it close to the torn stole.PING I should have realized it earlier. The shapeshifter's pelt.
(panting)
(beat) You can't destroy me without destroying yourself.
Tamamo looks at the lighter, the flame reflected in her eyes, rage and terror mixing on her face.PING Feeling brave today, Tamamo no Mae?
(continuing)
CUT TO:
HARVEY
advancing on Jian Ming, now the tong punk.
The punk throws a handful of coins. They clatter against the tray which Harvey uses as a shield.
Jian Ming goes on the attack, battering the serving tray with his sword, knocking it flying. Harvey manages to get in a cut, wounding him.
They CLASH, SWORD AGAINST SWORD, and come up close, staring each other in the eyes.
MATCH CUT TO:
TAMAMO AND PING
The confrontation continues.
With a SNARL, Tamamo lunges for Ping, the stole and the lighter, knocking all three to the ground. They grapple for the stole. The lighter, still flaming, lands on the floor nearby.TAMAMO You only have half my pelt.
(a bare whisper)
PING Do you want to chance it?
(cool as cool)
With the strength of desperation, Tamamo pushes free of Ping, clutching her torn pelt.
Ping tries to go for Tamamo again, but suddenly has to deal with the accountant, who interposes himself. Ping makes short work of him, documents and inkwells flying, but loses precious time as Tamamo goes for the lighter.
PING Harvey! Cut your tail!
(continuing)CUT TO:
HARVEY AND THE STANFORD STUDENT
Jian Ming has switched forms again, but they're still in the same positions, sword against sword, straining for dominance.
Harvey reaches into his jacket and pulls out his wallet, flashing his badge in Jian Ming's eyes.
INSERT ON BADGE
Harvey's badge is polished mirror bright. The reflection shows the face of a fox.
BACK TO SCENE
The Stanford student stares in shock for a second, then his nose begins to grow longer and furry.
The Chinese sword and a silver fox fall to the floor. Harvey SLASHES behind himself with the sword.
The tail is cut off with a spray of blood, resuming the shape of a torn stole as it falls.
CUT TO:
TAMAMO
who screams in agony.
TAMAMO My stole!CUT TO:
THE FOX
as it darts forward, snatching the torn stole from under Harvey's fingers.
Harvey chases after, but the fox is faster. At the last moment, he hurls the sword.
It flies through the air, missing the fox, but hits the hem of the stole, impaling it to a heap of gold coins.
CUT TO:
TAMAMO
Her eyes blaze with foxlight and her back arches in agony as a second spot of blood appears on her side.
CUT TO:
THE FOX
as it flips end over end, the fur tugged out of its teeth.
CUT TO:
PING
a she snatches up the marriage contract.
She lunges for the lighter, but Tamamo recovers and pushes her aside, grabbing a gold brick and raising it over her head. She dashes it down on the still flaming lighter.
The Ronson EXPLODES in a burst of red and gold flame, spinning up in a fountain of fire out of which steps... Magician Wan!
He's glowing with magical flames, but one by one they wink out, leaving him as he normally appears, though much better dressed than usual, wearing the costume of a court magician, embroidered with gold thread and dragons, similar to that worn by the Dragon King in the Celestial Court scene, though with an embroidered cap in place of the crown.
Tamamo looks up at him, furious, and gets to her feet.WAN I was wondering when someone would do something like that. It was getting awfully stuffy in there.
There's a loud TEARING SOUND and everyone looks to Ping, who's recovered her senses and is slowly ripping the marriage contract in half.TAMAMO I thought I destroyed you.
WAN You thought wrong.
(beat) We magicians are a tough breed.
There's a GROWL from the bed. Ping pauses, the contract not completely torn through.TAMAMO The Contract!
PING Not anymore!
(triumphant)
The fox is crouched on Li Fang's chest, fangs bared. It GROWLS again.
Harvey's holding his half of the Fox Queen's stole, wrapped once around the Masonic sword, tensed, like a knife to a throat.FOX ACCOUNTANT He says tear that contract one more inch, and he'll rip out your father's throat.
(to Ping)
PING I gathered as much...
HARVEY Ahem.
ANGLE ON TAMAMOHARVEY If he so much as touches Li Fang, I'll cut this in two.
(continuing; to Tamamo)
as she gathers a ball of foxfire in her hand and points it at Ping.
Magician Wan takes out his pipe and lights it with his finger, puffing on it, contemplative, as he surveys the situation.TAMAMO You so much as scratch my stole, Ping dies.
(to Harvey)
Tamamo appears to be at war with herself, fury blazing in her eyes.WAN It appears we are at an impasse, Tamamo no Mae.
(finally)
(beat; almost an afterthought) And you owe me a prize.
TAMAMO What are you talking about, old fool?
WAN Remember a little altercation we had in the streets? Horse to General's Three? Horse takes Chariot? And the winner shall name his prize?
(nonplussed)
(sucks pipe contentedly) Last I remember, your motorcar wasn't running particularly well.
TAMAMO Don't be more of a fool than you already are, old man.
WAN You mean to renege on a bargain, Tamamo no Mae?
(beat) I'm sure the Dragon King would be most displeased to hear anything so dishonorable.
Wan sucks his pipe, contemplative.TAMAMO What do you want?
(finally)
WAN Well, I'd like to see you set my apprentice and her father free; the detective too, of course; guarantee us safe passage out of here; leave San Francisco, never to return; and then take a flying leap into the ocean. If that's not asking too much.
(puffs pipe)
(enjoying this) Of course, you'd have to negotiate with them individually for the title to Li Fang's money and the return of your skin.
TAMAMO Ask something else.
(icy)
WAN How about the Dragon King's horn? No? The Dragon King will be most displeased if he ever hears about this.
(paces) I think I'll take a rain check on that debt. We have enough to negotiate already.
TAMAMO If you can see a way out of this situation, it would be most appreciated.
In his element again, the Fox accountant happily takes out his abacus and does a few sums.WAN I've just been to Hell, and one learns quite a few interesting things there. Won a good bit at gambling too.
(to accountant) Precisely how much of this treasure presently belongs to Li Fang?
With everyone's attention, Magician Wan goes through a prestidigitator's trick, nothing up this sleeve, nothing up that sleeve, then voila! he produces a small embroidered silk bag like the one Ping had earlier.FOX ACCOUNTANT Precisely twenty-nine point eight million dollars, primarily in diamonds and other precious gemstones, not adjusting for fluctuations of market prices.
(looking up)
WAN A nice even sum.
Wan opens it and turns it over, a torrent of gemstones pouring to the floor.
A huge heap rises up beside him.
The fox accountant goes down to inspect the gemstones, pulling out a jeweler's loupe and examining one.WAN As I said, gambling went well for me in Hell.
(continuing)
(beat) You'll find the entire sum quoted right there.
He steps over, tensing the stole on the sword.FOX ACCOUNTANT They're real.
(looking up)
TAMAMO And your price for these?
(to Wan)
WAN The lives of Ping, Harvey, Li Fang and myself, of course.
TAMAMO Done.
(to accountant) Draw up the contracts.
PING Wan! You can't--
WAN Shut up, Ping.
HARVEY You still have me to negotiate with, Mrs. Chung.
Tamamo looks distinctly discomfited. She strokes the half of the stole she has.
Harvey has edged around the room to theTAMAMO That's only half. You can't kill me that way.
HARVEY No, but I can make life very unpleasant for you.
(beat) What'll you give me to save your hide?
DRAGON SHRINE
Harvey drops the sword and stole, grabbing up the conch shell with both hands and WINDING THE HORN.HARVEY Contract isn't signed yet, Mrs. Chung. It's not all yours.
(continuing)
Everyone freezes as the SOUND ECHOES off the walls, but no Dragon King appears.
While Tamamo's been talking, the fox has left Li Fang's throat and dashes to Harvey's feet, grabbing the torn stole in its teeth. Harvey grabs for it, but misses.TAMAMO The Horn must be winded by myself, Mr. Moore. Otherwise the Dragon King would have been summoned a dozen times before.
(beat) Nice try, but no prize.
PING Harvey!
(a warning)
The fox returns the stole to Tamamo. She receives it with a sigh, then uses the foxfire in her hand to smooth the tear, rejoining the two halves. She wraps it around her shoulders luxuriantly, the bloodstains disappearing from her clothes.
She then looks down to Ping, who defiantly tears the last of the marriage contract in two.
He proffers it, freshly inked.TAMAMO However, I see the deal with Wan is still on.
(adding this into the equation)
to accountant) The new contract?
INSERT ON CONTRACT
Tamamo puts her personal seal on it with a flash of foxfire. Magician Wan does the same with a flash of gold witchfire.
BACK TO SCENE
CAMERA PANS TO WALL OF CHAMBERTAMAMO It is done. A pleasure doing business with you. I guarantee you safe passage.
(continuing)
(beat) But you'll have to negotiate with my servants separately.
While everyone's chatted and made deals, the fox spirits have amassed. There's at least fifty in all manner of dress, some with fox heads or tails, some without. All are armed with swords, clubs, nunchuks, candlesticks, umbrellas and even stranger weapons.
The accountant grabs Ping by the pigtail and holds a dagger to her throat.
Harvey pauses for a moment, then wipes his mouth and takes the horn in both hands.FOX ACCOUNTANT The Horn for the girl.
(to Harvey)
Harvey pitches the Dragon King's Horn underhand. It arcs high into the vault over Ping, Wan, Tamamo, and the accountant.HARVEY Catch!
The fox accountant shoves Ping aside, while he and Tamamo try to catch the Horn like two outfielders playing the same field.TAMAMO The Horn! Catch it!
Harvey ducks and grabs the sword, sprinting for the bed where Li Fang still lies unconscious, and Ping and Magician Wan dash to join him. The horde of fox spirits runs forwards, screaming WAR CRIES.
Tamamo and the accountant barely catch the Horn on time, preventing it from shattering.
ANGLE ON PING, WAN AND HARVEY
Harvey guards Ping, blue and gold fire rushing from his ring down the blade of the sword.
Magician Wan pulls out his hip flask and pours a good dose down Fang's throat.HARVEY Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...
Magician Wan reaches into his robes and pulls out a bundle of sparklers, already lit. He throws them wide, and where each of them hit, a column of flame erupts, making a maze of flaming pillars.
WAN Run! Run you young idiots! Run!
PING But Father...
(trying to wake Li Fang)
Ping helps support Li Fang as he gets out of the bed. She drags him towards one of the exits, while Harvey and Magician Wan guard the rear.FANG What...
(waking)
WAN Run, you old idiot!
CUT TO:
TAMAMO AND HER ACCOUNTANT
Tamamo holds up the Dragon King's Horn in triumph.
Regally, she lowers the conch shell horn to her lips. Her cheeks puff out and she blows.TAMAMO At last! At long last I shall regain my throne in the stars!
(oblivious to the chaos around her)
No sound comes out.
Puzzled, she blows again, harder, but there is still no sound. Tamamo lowers the horn to examine it and sticks her fingers in the mouth hole.
Long, sticky strands come out with her fingers as she pulls them out.
TAMAMO Chewing gum! Who has placed chewing gum in the sacred horn?
(continuing; enraged)MATCH CUT TO:
HARVEY
guarding the archway of one of the entrance tunnels, the Knight Templar sword blazing with light.
Magician Wan is beside him, and they watch a dozen crazed fox spirits make it through to come after them.
Harvey ignores him, and mumbling something about "God is my shield," waves the sword, tracing a wall of fire in the air behind him.WAN Glad to see Ping taught you a trick or two.
(to Harvey)
(beat) Try some Ezekiel. I always liked the bit about the flaming chariots.
They run up the passageway, which is decorated in the Masonic fashion, catching up with Ping and Fang.
The fox spirits follow, YAPPING and SCREAMING. Arrows and throwing stars BOUNCE off the walls, thrown by the pack, but hitting no one.
The chase goes up the stairs, and a minute later there is the ECHOING SOUND OF THE DRAGON KING'S HORN.
Harvey, always the hero, goes to guard Magician Wan, but is waved away.PING The Dragon King's Horn! She has sounded it!
(in realization)
Magician Wan trips, falling to the floor.
HARVEY He's been hit!
Magician Wan pulls a large cherry bomb out of his pocket, already lit, and tosses it at the onrushing pack of fox spirits, blowing them away as if it were a concussion grenade.WAN Just go! I can take care of myself!
With regrets, Harvey goes off with Ping and Li Fang, helping them find a way to the surface world.WAN I'll be fine. Just go.
(continuing)
They go through a series of galleries and chambers, while behind them echo LOUD EXPLOSIONS.
CUT TO:
THE TREASURE CAVERN
where Tamamo is still blowing the Dragon King's Horn.
Magician Wan strides out of the side passage taken by him and the others.
He strides towards her, lighting his pipe and puffing on it.WAN Oh quit toodling that infernal horn. I already heard you.
(to Tamamo)
Tamamo abruptly ceases blowing the horn and lowers it.
Tamamo stares at him, dumbfounded.TAMAMO You? Lung Wang, King of Dragons?
(aghast)
WAN Of course. Who did you expect?
(beat) You're not the only one who plays dress- up.
ANGLE ON WANWAN What, you need the silly crown before you recognize me?
(continuing)
He reaches behind himself and produces the Dragon King's crown, placing it atop his head, over the cap. His beard and moustache grow longer and blacker and his eyes glow gold and become slitted like a dragon's.
Tamamo and the audience can now clearly see the resemblance: He's the same Dragon King as the one who was in the Celestial Court scene.
To complete the effect, he takes a pull on his pipe, blowing smoke out through his nostrils.
With a regal amount of self control, Tamamo regains her composure.WAN (THE DRAGON KING) Hello again, Tamamo.
(continuing)
Magician Wan/The Dragon King goes on a tour of the treasure heap.TAMAMO Greetings, Lord of Air and Sea.
(beat) I have gathered together the sum we agreed upon.
WAN (THE DRAGON KING) May I inspect it?
TAMAMO Most certainly, my Lord.
(smile frozen)
The Dragon King looks at Tamamo proudly.WAN (THE DRAGON KING) You're missing a magic sword. Detective Moore, if you remember, left with one in his possession.
(finally, turning)
TAMAMO You brought him here!
(furious)
Tamamo is fuming, finally losing her composure. Magician Wan/The Dragon King smiles at her.TAMAMO I never thought you would cheat, oh Lord of the Sea, and interfere with my plans.
(coldly)
WAN (THE DRAGON KING) Cheat? Nothing of the sort. Detective Moore came with Ping, and she was my apprentice long before you arrived.
(beat) What she does is her business.
TAMAMO She's just a merchant's daughter! How was I to know you'd taken an interest in her?
WAN (THE DRAGON KING) How was I to know you'd take an interest in her father? You used to prey on princes, kings, and emperors. Now you go after the Mayor of Chinatown?
(beat) It seems as if you've taken a step down in the world, Tamamo no Mae.(shrugs) Regardless, you still owe me the sum we agreed upon so long ago. And there's also the small matter of that "rain check" we discussed.
(surveys the room) But I'll be kind about it. You always were fond of double or nothing, so let's just make the sum stand at two mountains of gold. And I'll keep your throne as marker until you have it ready.
(smiling) Is that agreeable?
Tamamo's eyes glow with foxfire and her face begins to change, lengthening into a fox muzzle, as she grows, becoming a giant white fox with glowing green eyes.WAN (THE DRAGON KING) And since this is the modern age, I'll allow you a bit of latitude. I now also accept banknotes, stock, and railway shares.
(continuing)
TAMAMO You... you... How dare you mock me so! I am a Queen!
(finally)
WAN (THE DRAGON KING) You're also a lousy gambler. You've fallen for the same gambit twice.
TAMAMO Too long have I lived in your shadow! I challenge you to a duel of honor, the entire sum as stakes!
WAN (THE DRAGON KING) Chess?
TAMAMO No, Sea Lord! Tooth and claw!
She GROWLS with a voice like thunder, towering over Magician Wan.
Magician Wan changes, shifting and growing, talons springing from the ends of his fingers as he becomes a huge gold and red dragon with glowing gold eyes. The Dragon King is just a shade larger than the giant vixen.WAN (THE DRAGON KING) If that's the way you want it, Tamamo...
The Fox Queen lunges for the neck of the Dragon King. They fight, wrestling, thrashing back and forth against the pillars of the chamber, both still growing, hardly the room for the two of them.
CUT TO:
INT. SAN FRANCISCO MINT/BASEMENT (1906) - NIGHT
Old coin presses and scales line the walls. Ping, Harvey and Li Fang rush past them, gaining the stairs.
The earth begins to quake and tremble as they run up. They dash through the mint and run for the doorway, past bewildered guards, the earth shaking beneath them. They scream AD LIB to each other, then rush out the
FRONT OF THE MINT
and down the steps.
A plume of smoke rises from Nob Hill in the distance.
MONTAGE - THE GREAT QUAKE AND FIRE
A). Buildings crumble
B). Buildings burn
C). Buildings crumble and burn
D). People run and scream
E). Like wraiths of mist, the Fox Queen and the Dragon King battle, invisible to most around them, starting mysterious fires which the fire department struggles to control. No one notices the battle of the gods.
EXT. JACKSON STREET (1906) - NIGHT - ON HORSE - TRAVELING
Harvey has found a horse rides at breakneck speed down Jackson Street, Ping clutching his waist for dear life, Fang slung across the saddle before him.
They arrive at
MAGICIAN WAN'S FIREWORKS SHOP
and burst through the doors.
The building is in a shambles, and there are LOUD EXPLOSIONS and CHAOS in the background. Harvey dumps the still unconscious Li Fang in the chair in the corner and they make their way up the stairs to the workshop. A portion of the skylight has fallen, leaving room for the balloon to take the sky.
Ping points to the glass from the collapsed skylight. Like a dozen angled mirrors, the panes reflect Nob Hill, showing the smoke rise and separate into two clouds of colored fog, one white and green, the other red and gold, which coalesce into giant, misty visions of the Fox Queen and the Dragon King in their animal forms, battling.PING Look!
Harvey grins and they load gunpowder kegs into the balloon's gondola. Ping comes away from the safe, holding several of Wan's special fireworks, large explosive shells.PING They'll destroy the city...
(continuing)
HARVEY Not if we can stop them.(beat) Any idea how?
PING Every spirit is afraid of firecrackers. If only we had enough of them.
(hesitant)
HARVEY It'd take some pretty big firecrackers.
(beat; in realization) Dynamite...
PING We don't have any dynamite -- but we do have more than enough gunpowder. And fireworks.
(beat) Maybe the New Year should come a bit early.
Ping smiles and hands him the missiles. They get into the balloon's gondola, and Harvey SLASHES the anchor ropes with the Masonic sword.PING Harvey, do you know how to operate a mortar?
(continuing)
HARVEY I was a gunner in the Spanish war.
(still grinning)
The balloon lifts off, rising up through the hole in the roof, pushing past the last shards of the skylight which fall and SHATTER, TINKLING.
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EXT. NIGHT SKY - SAN FRANCISCO (1906) - AERIAL SHOT - ON FOX QUEEN AND DRAGON KING
They go at it, hammer and tongs, Godzilla and Rodann style. The Dragon King's fire sets several sections of San Francisco alight, blazing into the pre-dawn sky.
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THE MASONIC BALLOON - AERIAL SHOT
It floats through the sky, lit from below by the flames of the City.
CAMERA ZOOMS IN on the basket. Harvey busily loads a mortar while Ping looks through a toy periscope.
PING'S POV - THROUGH TOY PERISCOPEPING There!
(pointing)
Square tunnel vision, but it still neatly shows the battle of the Fox Queen and the Dragon King.
BACK TO SCENE
Ping hands the periscope to Harvey, who calibrates the trajectory of the mortar as best he can, LIGHTS the fuse, and stands back.
KA-BOOM! There's a brilliant flash and the shell FLIES OUT, BURSTING into a chrysanthemum blast. In the haze of sparks and powder, the Fox and the Dragon become half visible, like wraiths of mist fighting over the city.
One by one, Ping magically lights the FUSES of the kites, flames jumping to her fingers as easily as to Magician Wan's, and Harvey's ring and sword blaze with blue fire as he CUTS THE BINDINGS. The kites UNFOLD, strings of circular panels covered with Masonic symbols and box kites in the shape of compasses, squares, levels, etc.
With a SLASH of the sword, Harvey CUTS THE ROPES holding the kites to the basket, the fireworks IGNITE, and the kites go wild, flying in all directions, SHRIEKING LIKE BANSHEES. Amid a phantasmagoria of flames, magic, and Masonic symbolism, the Vixen and the Dragon continue to fight, harried by the added magical power.
The Fox Queen gains the advantage for the moment, seizing the Dragon King in her huge jaws. He ROARS IN PAIN and a huge bolt of dragonfire flies wide and strikes the balloon. The silk BURSTS INTO FLAMES.
Harvey realizes the danger and CUTS THE LAST KITE LOOSE, a giant Maltese Cross, holding tight to the rope as Ping grabs on around his shoulders, and jumps free just as the BALLOON EXPLODES.PING Harvey!
(continuing)
The kite's FUSES CATCH and the Maltese Cross BLAZES INTO LIGHT, flying off with Harvey and Ping hanging from the rope. There's a SECOND EXPLOSION and a fireball blossoms behind them as the flaming silk reaches the powder kegs in the gondola basket.
Harvey and Ping ride the tail of the flaming kite as the BALLOON GOES DOWN IN FLAMES in the background. In a moment of panic and exhilaration, they realize they're heading straight for the Fox Queen.
Harvey's sword is out before him, blazing with magic like Excalibur of legend, and he leans, angling the kite and screaming a war cry:
His aim is true and the sword hits the giant Vixen in the eye, CRACKLING WITH BLUE FIRE. She SCREAMS IN PAIN, releasing the Dragon's neck, her eye transfixed. Harvey and Ping are thrown free.HARVEY Yee-ha!
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HARVEY'S POV - A GIANT DELTA KITE
in the shape of a square and compass -- remarkably like a hang glider, in fact -- looms up before them as they're whipped about on the tail of the box kite.
He grabs the crosspiece and releases the rope with a WOOF of silk catching air and the HISS OF BOTTLE ROCKETS.
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THE FOX QUEEN
as she SCREAMS in agony, the sword still in her eye.
Dawn breaks and she flees, going to earth like a vixen seeking her burrow.
The Dragon King ROARS ONCE in triumph, then fades from view as the sun comes above the horizon.
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HARVEY AND PING
as they aim for the waters of the Bay, the kite gliding low over the water as the sun makes a golden path along the tops of the waves.
EXT. SAN FRANCISCO DOCKS (1906) - NIGHT
A steamship waits at dock, gay lights and DANCE MUSIC spilling out onto the pier.
Magician Wan, in his usual frumpy garb, waits in the fog. He has a bandage on his head, and looks much the worse for wear, but otherwise happy.
With a perfectly ordinary match, he lights his pipe, sucking on it contentedly.
Harvey and Ping, leading Li Fang, step out of the fog, coming towards him. They're all neatly dressed in preparation for a sea voyage. Ping comes forward and clutches his arm.
He smiles and pats Harvey on the shoulder.PING Are you sure you won't join us?
WAN What? At my age? Don't be silly.
(warmly) Have a nice time in Hawaii and stay away from the leper colony.
HARVEY How did you ever escape when the earthquake struck?
WAN We magicians are a tough breed, like I told Tamamo.
PING You're on a first name basis with her now?
(impish)
WAN Well, if familiarity can breed contempt, I suppose contempt can breed familiarity.
(shrugs)
(beat) Anyway, she still owes me a rain check.
Magician Wan hands her another one of his dragon-embroidered bags. Ping opens it.WAN Clever of you to start the Dynamite Brigade.
(continuing)
HARVEY Well, we needed to put out the fire somehow...
(humble)
WAN Indeed. Not to mention what a lot of very big firecrackers did to the ears of the fox spirits.
HARVEY Well, yes, there was that too...
(grinning)
FANG My dear, I am very tired, will we be there soon?
(to Ping)
PING Hush, Father. We must first cross part of the ocean.
(gently)
FANG And the creditors?
PING Don't worry. The insurance took care of everything. You're still a rich man.
(to Wan) The doctors say the island air will be much better for father's health.
WAN And for you two's marrying prospects.
INSERT ON BAGPING Oh Wan!
A small fortune in jewels.
BACK TO SCENE
She gives him a big hug.WAN Just an oddment or two the Fox Queen had lying around.
(beat) They were covered by the insurance anyway. No one will miss them.
PING Oh Wan! I'll always remember you!
They break off their embrace, then Magician Wan shakes Harvey's hand.WAN And I you.
They all smile, then Magician Wan puffs his pipe and watches as they board the steamship, helping the doddering Li Fang up the gang plank.WAN Take care, and good luck.
(continuing)
Ping and Harvey wave, and Wan waves back, then smiles down at the water.
CAMERA PANS TO WATERS OF THE BAY
In the moonlight, we see the reflection of a grinning dragon, smoke spiralling out of its nostrils.
EXT. SAN JOSE RAILWAY STATION (1906) - DAY
A perfectly ordinary 1906 station, passengers waiting for trains to depart, porters moving steamer trunks, etc.
Tamamo is there, with a harried looking Jian Ming in his Stanford student guise. Tamamo has a black eye, but when the CAMERA LOOKS CLOSELY, we can see that the eye is no longer a woman's -- it is a fox's.
She goes to the ticket counter and looks in the window. There's a ticket seller there with large mutton chop whiskers.
The ticket seller looks up, then stops short.TAMAMO I'd like to purchase a ticket.
TICKET SELLER Where to, ma'am?
(not looking up)
TAMAMO East. As far east as possible.
TICKET SELLER Train leaves for New York in fifteen minutes, ma'am.
TAMAMO Thank you. That will do nicely. Two please. For New York City.
Tamamo smiles and winks at him with the fox eye.
He passes her the tickets without taking any money.
TICKET SELLER Enjoy your trip, ma'am.
(shaken)
TAMAMO Don't worry. I will.
(smiling; taking tickets)
(beat) Jian Ming, get the bags.