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Vossoff And Nimmitz Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

Ernst Vossoff, would-be interstellar tycoon, and Karl Nimmitz, his exceptionally dim sidekick, take the reader for a merry ride through a thankfully distant galaxy in Castro's (An Alien Darkness) zany collection of eight linked stories, which boast titles like "Just a Couple of Extinct Aliens Riding Around in a Limo" and "Just a Couple of Ruthless Interstellar Assassins Discussing Real Estate Investments at a Twister Game the Size of a Planet." Dejah Shapiro, Vossoff's impossibly gorgeous ex-wife who later falls in love with Nimmitz, provides the narrative frame, purporting to tell true stories of the bumbling duo to the sleazy aliens clustered around a classic wrecked spaceport bar. ("The jukebox switched to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir version of `Louie, Louie.' ") The sharp, wide-ranging satire seldom lapses in tone or taste. In "A Ridiculously Lengthy Afterword" (which happens to be a model of concision), the author elucidates a few in-jokes and explains that the first of the series was mainly inspired by Robert Sheckley, not the late Douglas Adams, to whom the book is dedicated. Sheckley and Adams fans will find Castro a worthy successor to those two giants of comic SF.
Copyright 2002 Reed Business Information, Inc.

From Library Journal

From "Just a Couple of Sentients Sitting Around Talking," the story that launches the dubious careers of time- and space-traveling ne'er-do-wells Ernst Vossoff and Karl Nimmitz to "Just a Couple of Ruthless Interstellar Assassins Discussing Real Estate Investments at a Twister Game the Size of a Planet," the final outing for the unscrupulous pair, the eight stories in this collection present a smorgasbord of slapstick humor, one-liners, and stand-up comic routines cleverly disguised as sf tall tales. While the humor in these stories may not appeal to everyone, readers who enjoy their comedy loud and raucous should appreciate these connected tales first published in the now-defunct Science Fiction Age magazine. For large sf collections.
Copyright 2002 Reed Business Information, Inc.

From Regina Schroeder, Booklist

Vossoff and Nimmitz are bumbling partners in petty but nonetheless grandiose crime who occasionally succeed at something, though certainly not at what they intend. Castro's stories about them first appeared in the now-defunct Science Fiction Age, and in this collection are loosely tied together by interludes set in a bar called Ralphs [sic], which is in no way a pleasant place but proves an excellent venue for recounting the pair's bizarre exploits. At first, in "Just a Couple of Sentients Sitting around Talking," they seem potentially competent, but the ignominious fate they meet--being stranded on the perfectly featureless surface of a world reputedly home to beings far more advanced than humans--destroys that illusion. Sf humor being what it is--compare Douglas Adams' galactic hitchhiker yarns--things only get worse in a mad universe in which a union boss can organize the Revolt of the Mitochondria, only to be outsmarted by a criminal idiot. As endearingly incompetent as Vossoff and Nimmitz are, one hopes there aren't interstellar rogues of their caliber loose in our universe.
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From Paul Di Filippo, Science Fiction Weekly

The corps of SF humorists and satirists is a small and exclusive one, although there are numerous wannabe applicants to the club. De Camp and Pratt, Kuttner, Sheckley, Goulart, Laumer, Harrison, Webb, Bunch, Rucker, Lem-the roll call is full of famous names, to which can now be added that of Adam-Troy Castro. Forging a distinctive style and a personal set of themes, he has learned from all his illustrious predecessors and managed to extend their canonical work into new territory...Intelligent mitochondria, weight loss through gut teleportation, a planet overloaded with a "flash crowd" of guests-in the hands of a Larry Niven or Greg Bear, these would all be deemed brilliant conceits worthy of serious treatment. In Castro's sweaty embrace, these beautiful concepts are watusi'd around the dancefloor, then diddled in the hat-check room. Pardon my metaphors, but this is what reading Castro's stories does to you. The language is so flashy, hyperbolic and funny, in a Mark Leyner/Steve Aylett vein, that you start to get giddy and want to imitate his worldview in your own speech...all in all, the stories hold up at least as strongly as any eight random skits by Monty Python, another spiritual ancestor.
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