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Have you ever been waiting for an elevator at your place of work, when somebody runs past you on the way to the bathroom, crying, "Hold the elevator for me! I'll be right out!"
This leaves you with the dilemma of whether to honor the request, which is a pain in the ass, or just get on the goddamn elevator and voom, which alienates the co-worker.
If you work in a place like mine, it happens often.
Well, here's the solution.
Put a bathroom in the corner of the elevator.
This would not only allow you to ride without guilt, but will allow your impatient friend to embark without delaying his baser needs.
And the best part of it is that you're travelling the length of a cavernous vertical shaft: you don't even need to install any actual plumbing below the toilet seat.
(11 March 2003)
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