This is the real Astrid Julian (on the right) and her partner in misadventure, Gabi. Here, fresh off the bobsled run, bronze medals in hand, they pause for a Photo-Op just before entering the ice-dancing competition in the Lenauville Olympics. Required moves: double-butt-bump and triple-toe-touch.

What's a German club without a few resident broomriders? Here some surviving witches share shop-talk with Gretel.