Happy Birthday, Dad!

We've all had the "standard" nightmares: you realize you're naked in public, or you're in school at the end of the semester, and you suddenly realize that you haven't attended one of your classes all semester and the final is tomorrow.

Well, I have those beat now. I dreamed last night that I was getting hot and heavy with some nameless/faceless Hunkolicious Man of My Dreams ... We were about to get it on, when I suddenly realized that I hadn't shaved my legs in three weeks.

AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!