January
January 1: That millenium thing
January 3: Call me a luddite
January 4: Bare ass on cold glass
January 8: I have nothing interesting to say
January 14: 12 inches
January 15: Much needed rest
January 17: Dare to Do Something
January 18: Lost in technology
January 19: Willpower tested
January 22: No scanner, no milk, no DWI
January 23: I can't read mysteries

February
February 4: The vacuum
February 11: Chocolate and diets
February 15: The Thin Blue Line

March
March 5: Halfway point
March 10: A unit that actually runs
March 21: At least my dog loves me
March 22: When I'm bored I close the interstate
March 26: I find the grail

April
April 8: Giving up on Gateway
April 13: I am one with the internet again
April 19: The before and afters

May
May 6: All I do is eat
May 15: The ones left behind

June
June 10: Packing it off
June 23: Packing it on
June 25: Pick of the pics
June 26: Out with the old, blah blah blah

July
July 5: Bummer decisions and warm fuzzies
July 10: Bring on the sodium
July 11: An appreciation for dry socks
July 12: I could always just read the shampoo label
July 14: Living the white trash dream
July 21: I am non-mature and un-responsible
July 23: If you don't know your rights you don't have any
July 24: The wheels of justice don't need me driving
July 29: To hell with a better mousetrap

August
August 11: Yeah, well my dog can still beat up your dog

September
September 2: I find I have a life, lame though it is
September 6: Who needs an alarm clock?
September 10: I learn how to be annoying to others
September 12: An ungodly day
September 14: Light
September 19: My hair is really really clean
September 27: I just don't get it
September 30: 230

October
October 9: The stand
October 23: Mo' muscle!
October 25: Clearing out
October 26: Shooting up
October 29: Booooooorrrrriiinnggggg

November
November 6: An extremely cool thing
November 12: New toy
November 21: Almost cold
November 27: Deerslayer
November 30: Boxes in the closet

December
December 1: An attempt to be interesting
December 2: Da Saints
December 3: Nosy bitchy slob
December 4: Smart, normal, and user-friendly
December 5: I do not wait well
December 6: Not too lazy today
December 7: Miami in March
December 8: Kibitzing cops
December 9: Guaranteed delivery
December 10: I merely want to be the coolest chick on the block
December 11: And now the rest of the story
December 12: Enough with the FNGs already
December 13: Definitely not glamorous
December 14: Barely there
December 15: Santa Claws
December 16: The obligatory Christmas party
December 17: War zone in the Dome
December 18: 400 free rounds later
December 19: I am a constant source of amusement
December 20: Clean and shiny implements of destruction
December 21: Back to fighting Evil
December 22: The oldies station
December 23: That's why we get paid the big bucks
December 24: F
December 25: I find some christmas spirit after all
December 26: Or maybe I'm pregnant?
December 27: Asleep... tired... or it malingers
December 28: Short circuit that biological clock
December 29: The gods do not hate me too much
December 30: Do I dare disturb the universe?
December 31: Tomorrow a palindrome

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