Welcome to F. Gwynplaine MacIntyres alleged website.

   Freak-wently
     Asked Questions

  (Including that one.)

   What’s New?
  News, blues, views (whose?),
  clues, chews, shrews, booze,
  schmooze, snooze, stews,
  spews, primordial ooze and
  (just occasionally) screws.

   Non-Fiction

   Fiction

   Reviews*
  *My reviews of other people’s
     stuff, not other folk’s reviews
     of my stuff!

   Artwork

   Photos

   Film & Television

   The “Mexican
     Lunch”
(What's that, then?)

   The “clintonym”
        (I named it first!)

   A Wee Bit o’ Bio

   Contact Me

   Don’t Contact Me

   See If I Care

E-mission Statement
I am — at least, I try to be — a writer, because writing and reading
are the greatest activities of the human mind. Bumblebees can
dance, canaries can make music, chimps can splatter paint across
a canvas, parrots can talk, cockroaches can procreate ... but only
the human mind can articulate concepts, emotion and knowledge
on a sheet of paper (or a computer screen, or a clay tablet)
where another human mind can access them. And this transition
of thoughtsfrom one mind to the nextcan occur an instant
later, or the next day, or after the passage of millennia.

I don’t claim to be a great writer (that’s for others to decide),
and I’ll probably never be this week’s trendy wordsmith.
If I wanted the quick path to hipstertude, I would’ve been
a rock musician or a fashion designer.
I’m merely doing the
best I can accomplish today, hoping to do better tomorrow.


Immortality is for suckers. If even a few of my words outlive me
by even one hour, then I have cheated death. But I’ve no illusions
about writing anything that will “live forever”. A few billion years
from now (give or take a bank holiday weekend) the heat-death
of the universe will guarantee that all my works are out of print.

In compliance with   
the Congressional   
Twee-Moggy Act   
that requires every   
author’s webpage to 
include a cute cat   
photo, this website   
hereby offers some  
Kitten Noodle Soup.   

All text & images*
on this website are ©
copyright Gwynplaine
Endeavours, LLC ...
but will very likely get
ripped off anyway.

THIS WEBSITE IS STILL
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
.

If you click on a link and you don’t find
what you wanted, please revisit soon.

*Except for that cat photo.
This website was last
updated in AD 1073.
MISSING LINKS?
This space is
available for your
advertisement
selling your
worthless rubbish
to people who
don’t know any better.
The boss is coming
. . . stop surfing
the Internet!
I’m an artist — I draw pictures, at least — in addition to being an author. This book cover (above, right) is one of my published scribbles. I’ve also done artwork for Analog magazine, illustrating several of my own stories and some of Ron Goulart’s stories.
MacIntyre’s Law:
People with interesting lives tend to have
dull websites, and vice versa. (Guess what
that says
about me.)
In God’s name, HELP  ME!  I’m a web designer, trapped in a tiny cubicle, and the madman who runs this website is forcing me to . . . THUD! This site will always be a work in progress ... and so am I!

This website was
designed and built
all on my tod. Which
explains most of it.
Pay no attention to the above text box. Everything is fine here. Go about your business.
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