YEAH RIGHT!

Look, if I had access to a date with Britney Spears, do you really think I'd give it away? Hell, no, I'd keep it for myself! Thanks for playing anyway.

As a consolation prize, here's a story called NICE GUYS FINISH LAST. It originally sold to an anthology called 100 WICKED LITTLE WITCH STORIES, but someone in the upper echelon of Barnes & Noble publishing took offense to the tale and yanked it at the last minute. So it wound up in Yard Dog Comics, then as a chapbook from Ozark Triangle Press and now it's right here on your computer screen. As soon as you click the link or click here.