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The destruction and death of everyone at the beginning seemed a little abrupt.

I was satisfied with the level of confusion.

I don't mind mass murder,
I just don't think it should be gratuitous.

Just so there's some punctuation. Even if it's wrong.

I knew this story would appeal to a very small demographic, which would be me.

You need to pull more chickens out of your pants.

I'm glad to see you tackling some issues in this story.
Unfortunately, I'm not really sure what they are.

I wasn't bothered by Bugman's intimacy issues.

I don't think you use the word 'throbbing' enough.

There's fire in your brain, but all I can see is the smoke coming out of your ears.

You touched me with this story. Stop it.

Sea turtles have never struck me as combat animals.

Emotionless killer cyborgs are people too.