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ROOM OF
HORRORS Tim
Green

On an unrelated note, fan Darren Ryding recently e-mailed me the following list.
I am reprinting it with his permission. Should you plan to visit the attic of the
High House any time soon, please read these before you go.

TWELVE INCREDIBLY STUPID THINGS TO SAY TO JORMUNGAND

1. "Oh, hello. Are you Jorgunband? Sorry, I mean Jordungmad. No,
sorry, I mean - umm, how do you say your name?"

2. "May I ask a question?"

3. "May I ask another question?"

4. "Have I just asked three questions? Or I still have one more?
Sorry, I've forgotten. Could you please do something to improve my
memory?"

5. "Is it true that Tyrannosaurs were only scavengers that didn't
know how to hunt properly?"

6. "Did you do your own stunts in Jurassic Park?"

7. "My four-year-old LOVES your show!"

8. (Interjecting in the middle of one of Jormungand's rants about the
insignificance of mortals)

"Could we just cut to the chase please? ... No, sorry, I meant ..."

(Scampers off in a hurry, followed by massive thudding footsteps)

9. (After one of Jormungand's rants about the insignificance of
mortals)

"Could you please run that by me again?"

10. "Umm ... er ... am I showing fear right now?"

11. (After asking three questions)

"Can I go now?"

12. (After asking the last question)

"Umm ... Could you please pretend I didn't ask that question? Please,
I ... No ... What I meant wa-" *GULP*