It's 2050, the Nebula Awards are
taking place in orbit, and aliens have crashed the party. What
else can go wrong?
The Pirates of Capella
Artemis Magazine
LRC Publications • Winter
2003
|
 |
"[A] kind of gentle mystery, with a range of in-jokes and twists.
. . . Bunnell knew exactly what expectations he was working
against."
--Greg Beatty, SFReader.com
Read an Excerpt....
I instantly pushed my chair back and stood
up -- or would have, if my body had been working. Instead, my
hand tingled and I found myself unable to move. A glance
confirmed that Min was likewise frozen in her chair. "If you
say I told you so," she said, "I’ll
award you a life membership and put you in charge of the next five
Nebula weekends. At least."
I swallowed, took a breath, and grinned weakly.
"A fate worse than death."
Before I could expand on that thought, Chiricca spoke from
over my shoulder.
"Your taste in human camouflage images is
appalling," she told Khorokirru.
"However, it's also irrelevant.
Kindly turn over your carrier and come with us."
Khorokirru’s faux-human eyebrows went up.
"And if I refuse?"
"We would regret resorting to violence," Chiricca said
silkily. "These humans are entertaining.
However, we’ll do whatever is necessary to secure
your cooperation.
Gloth?"
I managed to twist my head backward -- the paralysis
had only taken hold below the neck.
The imitation Englishman was pointing an oversized
fountain pen at Min, who had turned a full-intensity glare on
Gloth’s holographic face.
"You promised not to use blasters!" she told the alien
fiercely.
The unreal English eyes didn’t blink.
"This is not a blaster," Gloth said, its voice chill
and calm. "This is a micro-particulate molecular solvent spray
tailored to affect organic targets."
"I hope that
wasn’t meant to be reassuring," Min said, with a nervous-sounding
laugh.
"It was meant to induce cooperation," retorted Chiricca, her
attention still on Khorokirru.
"You have fifteen seconds to yield the carrier."
"I--"
Suddenly, a half-dozen voices were talking at once.
"That’s absolutely amazing!
Those are the outfits from ‘Consequences’, right?"
"I thought they stopped making the frames for those glasses
thirty years ago!"
"We’re having a private party after the banquet, room W-416.
We’d love to have you come up."