Watch your step!
Welcome! Watch your step, we're under construction. Here, put this hard hat on - wouldn't want you to crack your head on a dangling participle. The boss is very particular about safety - she has a fancy degree from Purdue University in Industrial Hygiene - so when she's watching, we mind our p's and q's. But when she's not here, well...sometimes we get a little careless. Oops, here, step around that plot hole. Really need to fill that in...
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