Below you'll find a series of random paragraphs. If you can't get ideas from the whacky juxtapositions of words in these paragraphs, I don't think anything in these idea generators can help you! How could you not get ideas from sentences like "An incinerated senator gives lectures on morality to the football team" or "A food stamp inside a steam engine gives secret financial aid to the smelly insurance agent"?

Read these out loud for the full effect. Please don't read them while eating or drinking anything; I will not be responsible for the damage to your keyboard.