Tale of the Apocalyptic Hell World
My fiction was the subject of a hilarious (and solidly accurate) twitter thread over at the Midnight Society today: Lucy Snyder: Submitted for the approval […]
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Dead But Dreaming
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming. […]
Faery Cats
San Francisco, CA — From country homes to urban server farms, faery cats are taking America by storm as the hottest trend in pets. 16-year-old […]
A Brief Guide to the Money Fairies
This month, I’ll venture into the realm of cryptozoology and discuss entities that most people have encountered but few are aware of. These elusive, mercurial […]
How to bless beer
Contrary to what you might believe, the Catholic Church doesn’t mind you drinking beer, particularly if it’s been properly blessed first. I suggest you try […]
Dead Armadillo Wrasslin’
Long, long ago in a land far, far away, I happened to be a biology major taking an ecology class. And our professor, Dr. D., […]
The Skunk Incident
During my senior year of college, a friend of mine took a mammalogy class. His professor offered the students extra credit if they would help […]
Shaving tips for vampires
“I hate ’em when they ain’t shaved.”— Severen in Near Dark Shaving is very important to the sophisticated vampire. Nothing destroys the mood of seductive […]
How To Get A Goth Out Of A Tree
Teddy was up on a low limb of the oak, clinging to the trunk and sobbing in terror. His thin body trembled in the cold […]
U.S. Court Rulings on Parody in Advertising
Ever since the case of Virginia State Board of Pharmacy v. Virginia Citizens Consumer Council, advertising has been the unpopular stepchild of the First Amendment. […]
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