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Spandexmen Disjointed Page 5
[LISTERINE, ROUGE, GYRO (who is reading a thick book) and BOBBY are Center.] NARRATOR: Listerine leads a small group of students to the schools garage, where he selects a very sporty car with leather interior, moon roof and flux capacitor. Soon the fugitives have found their way to home of Bobby's parents, who are away...
LISTERINE: Lighten up kid, what’s the worst that could happen? Your parents walk in on us, and I say "How do you do, I’m Bobby’s teacher!" [DAD and MOM enter Right.]
[Everyone looks at LISTERINE.] LISTERINE: I mean, Art. [Everyone continues to look at LISTERINE.] LISTERINE: [Don Adams voice.] Would you believe Metal Shop? [MOM and DAD look at LISTERINE; kids look anywhere but at LISTERINE.] LISTERINE: All right! All right! I watch the little monsters while they're in Study Hall! [Threatens MOM and DAD with claws.] Are you happy now? MOM: Yes, I think we could believe that. GYRO: Wow! Your folks are pretty unflappable. BOBBY: Yeah, I know. They're so laid back--I've been trying to ruffle their feathers for years. Watch this. [Steps up to MOM and DAD.] Mom, Dad, I'm a mutant. MOM: That's nice dear. BOBBY: And I have a tongue piercing. DAD: [chuckling] I did some crazy things when I was a boy. BOBBY: And I'm in a cult. DAD: Your mother and I were Scientologists. BOBBY: And I'm gay. ROUGE: You are? BOBBY: [to Rouge] Shh! MOM: It’s all right dear. [Pointing to GYRO] Is this young man your boyfriend? ROUGE and GYRO: No!
LIGHTS: OFF
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Play copyright 2003 by Roger Allen. Photos copyright by Keith Stokes. |
