Guest of Honor
Artist Guest of Honor
LYN HALAMA &
Fan Guests of Honor
Other guests T.B.A.
Map to hotel Eureka Weather Dealers Room Art Show Garage Sale
Our hotel will again be the DAYS
INN EUREKA, just outside of St. Louis
314-938-5565. Map Room Rates will be very close to our 1999 rate of $49 per night,
1 - 4 people.We will have extended pool hours, plus late night use of the pool atrium.
Membership rates are
$15. until 11-15-99
$20. until 01-15-00
$25. thereafter and at the door.
for more information or to get onour mailing list contact:
Or call Nancy and Ross Hathawayat 661-256-3415 firstname.lastname@example.org
We are planning lots of great stuff!
We are going to have an
exceptionally well stocked dualcon-suite, both food and drink. We will
have the unique programming youhave come to expect!
THEME parties with music both nights.
The RETURN of the Czarkon Slide Show!
The Czarkon interpretation of all kinds of TV GAME SHOWS both past and
present, with FUN PRIZES!
Our UNIQUE VARIETY SHOW featuringYOU our attendees!
A GARAGE SALE where YOU can sellany unwanted STUFF!
FOOD!! DRINK!! ART!! DEALERS!!CONTESTS!! SLIDES!! GAMES!! PARTIES!!
PRIZES!! A VARIETY SHOW!!
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!?!?!?!
Hope to see you there!!!!!!
None of the News Fit to Print
Most Horrifying Costume
Jim Murray as BUBBA WUBBA the TrailerTubby.
ROGER TENER says...
ďWhat is the best thing about Science Fiction Fandom?Ē
...and some select quotes from Czarkon 9.5, Cubic Zarconium
If it fits in a coffee cup, I can
eat it.*I had one of those last night,
I think it made me throw up butit was good.*You can never have too many
women.*My parents went to Singapore and all I got was this lousy
cane.*Iíve got to get in bed withall of them.*Now they pose with the
claw machine, right?*Enjoy your breasts, sir.*I used to get it, but now
I really do.*I usually donít eat all my meat, Ďcause it fills me up.*Are
you a virgin? Iím glad to meet one.*Heís in his room putting up his
lobster.*Thank you for circumcising me.*Speak to the box baby.*I donít
think she got him any puppy dogtails, but she did get him some
claws.*He needs one of those things like your husband has that I was
playing with earlier today.*I can ride minds.*Oh my God, heís handing it
to me again.*When they shave them, they leave the head and tail.*I hate
it when my monkey goes dry!*My legs suck.*The fish are falling out of my
butt now.*Please sir, can you fire me up?*Itís pretty impressive, Jimmy
can suck his monkey.*Theyíre the chameleon ones they change colors.*The
G is silent.*Jimmy, how could youlet another man handle your
fish?*There are breasts I want to see bouncing up and down, but his
arenít two of them.*If he jumps my leg, heís dead.*He humped a child
earlier tonight.*What a wonderful piece of programming, dueling fur!*Get
away--you drew blood two yearísago!*The doll had never been opened.*I
feel much better now that I tookmy pants off.*What a con suite--three
beds no waiting!*I can do everything else, but slide it under the door.
It doesnít do that.*Even if I standup in a chair, I canít look at my
tongue.*Itís got this half horsepower motor and this incredible suck thing.*