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here for CZARCON 12 - January 29-30, 2001
CZARKONY2K
FEBRUARY 25-26-27, 1900
"Even If Technology Is Gone, We
WILL Still Be Here!"
GLEN
COOK
Guest of Honor
ROGER ZIMPEL
Artist Guest of Honor
LYN HALAMA &
MICHAEL WILLIAMS
Fan Guests of Honor
ROGER TENER
Toastmaster
Other guests T.B.A.
Map
to hotel Eureka
Weather Dealers
Room Art
Show Garage
Sale
Our hotel will again be the DAYS
INN EUREKA, just outside of St. Louis
314-938-5565. Map
Room Rates will be very close to our 1999 rate of $49 per night,
1 - 4 people.We will have extended
pool hours, plus late night use of the pool atrium.
Membership rates are
$15. until 11-15-99
$20. until 01-15-00
$25. thereafter and at the door.
We are planning lots of great stuff!
We are going to have an
exceptionally well stocked dualcon-suite,
both food and drink. We will
have the unique programming youhave
come to expect!
THEME parties with music both nights.
The RETURN of the Czarkon Slide
Show!
The Czarkon interpretation of all
kinds of TV GAME SHOWS both past and
present, with FUN PRIZES!
Our UNIQUE VARIETY SHOW featuringYOU
our attendees!
A GARAGE SALE where YOU can sellany
unwanted STUFF!
FOOD!! DRINK!! ART!! DEALERS!!CONTESTS!!
SLIDES!! GAMES!! PARTIES!!
PRIZES!! A VARIETY SHOW!!
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!?!?!?!
Hope to see you there!!!!!!
Nowsome
stuff from the 1999
CZARKON INQUIRER
DEAD DAWG
None of the News Fit to Print
Most Horrifying Costume
Jim Murray as BUBBA WUBBA the TrailerTubby.
ROGER TENER says...
“What is the best thing about Science
Fiction Fandom?”
HUMAN SACRIFICE!!!!
...and some select quotes from Czarkon
9.5, Cubic Zarconium
If it fits in a coffee cup, I can
eat it.*I had one of those last night,
I think it made me throw up butit
was good.*You can never have too many
women.*My parents went to Singapore
and all I got was this lousy
cane.*I’ve got to get in bed withall
of them.*Now they pose with the
claw machine, right?*Enjoy your
breasts, sir.*I used to get it, but now
I really do.*I usually don’t eat
all my meat, ‘cause it fills me up.*Are
you a virgin? I’m glad to meet
one.*He’s in his room putting up his
lobster.*Thank you for circumcising
me.*Speak to the box baby.*I don’t
think she got him any puppy dogtails,
but she did get him some
claws.*He needs one of those things
like your husband has that I was
playing with earlier today.*I can
ride minds.*Oh my God, he’s handing it
to me again.*When they shave them,
they leave the head and tail.*I hate
it when my monkey goes dry!*My
legs suck.*The fish are falling out of my
butt now.*Please sir, can you fire
me up?*It’s pretty impressive, Jimmy
can suck his monkey.*They’re the
chameleon ones they change colors.*The
G is silent.*Jimmy, how could youlet
another man handle your
fish?*There are breasts I want
to see bouncing up and down, but his
aren’t two of them.*If he jumps
my leg, he’s dead.*He humped a child
earlier tonight.*What a wonderful
piece of programming, dueling fur!*Get
away--you drew blood two year’sago!*The
doll had never been opened.*I
feel much better now that I tookmy
pants off.*What a con suite--three
beds no waiting!*I can do everything
else, but slide it under the door.
It doesn’t do that.*Even if I standup
in a chair, I can’t look at my
tongue.*It’s got this half horsepower
motor and this incredible suck thing.*
You
must be 21 years old OR have special permission from the committee
to attend CZARKON. WE WILL CARD JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY!!. WE RESERVE THE
RIGHT TO REFUSE MEMBERSHIP TO ANYONE. You are welcome to bring your
kids under 12, they just can't attend functions. Our hotel has a beautiful
pool atrium with video games and plenty of other things to keep them occupied.
If you want them to be able to get sodas and snacks from the pool side
hospitality area there will be a $5. membership fee. If there is enough
interest we will try to have something special for the kids on Saturday
afternoon.
Jenny
Overkamp