(Apologies to the REAL SFWA)

The bass porpoise of this plaice is to honor those who have been honored by the Salmon

Current honorees in the Salmon Roll are:

Are you deserving of some Salmon Roll?

There is only one REAL Salmon! Accept no Mock Fish!

Sit back, turn up your herring aids and listen to this nice tuna: Salmon-chanted Evening.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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