years ago, one of my feline roommates discovered a wormhole behind the
dishwasher in the kitchen, where said feline had fled during the Annual
July Fourth Bombing of Long Island City. Subsequent investigations of
this gateway have resulted in a series of adventures, chronicled episode
by episode on my answering machine, as the intrepid band of four-footed
folk have set forth in search of alternative universes in which the Mets
win the World Series, Dr Pepper is consistently available on supermarket
shelves, there is a desirable candidate in the current presidential election,
and so on.
spirit of these adventures, we now link the transdimensional duct to the
World Wide Web. Here are some places it can take you, if you're strong
of heart and open of mind.
like to look before you leap (but keep in mind that Aesop also said "He
who hesitates is lost"), be sure to peer, however cautiously, into the...