I have a new website as of late 2012. The Nine Winds, at terrymcgarry.com, has updated links, current b(ibl)iographical info, exclusive fiction, an active blog, and all kinds of new content, with most of the content here gradually making its way over there as well.

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Peep Surgery

Nude Man Carrot

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Bonehead of the Day Award


The Nasty Man and the Hedgehog. Another site that will appeal to the StickDeath and South Park fans.

Metaweirdness, a great list of weird links

Stick Death, animation that only a South Park fan could love. Suddenly seems to require authentication. Folks are looking into this.

And now, also, The Surrey Stick Figure Theatre of Death.

The Stupid Page

Hot Air, the homepage of The Journal of Improbable Research.

News of the Weird. Real news stories. Real weird.

The Onion, a satirical newspaper.

PythOnline: The Misinformation Superhighway.

The Naked Dancing Llama Homepage.

More delightful than bizarre (but you never know!), the Car Talk site.

The Birdhouse went 404 on me. I'm really bummed. I loved the misunderstood song lyrics. I'll keep looking for it in case it migrated with no forwarding eddress.

Dr. Fellowbug's Laboratory of Fun and Horror also went 404 (well, its server seems to be up for sale), but I'm leaving it here as a reminder to myself to see if it went elsewhere. It had a version of Hangman in which wrong answers created a pile of severed limbs under the dangling zombie.

Tasty Insect Recipes. Bug Blox, Banana Worm Bread...

Am I in Pi?. Silly, but irresistible.

Fun with Grapes--A Case Study. How to create a spectacular light show in your microwave. Better than nuking peeps--and fully illustrated.

The Exploding Macintosh Page also illustrates an incendiary experience. PC bigots will enjoy it because it's a Mac they blow up. Mac users will enjoy it because it's a Mac they blow up. Not sure if the page is still there...maybe the server blew up?

Strawberry PopTarts as incendiary objects. Gadzooks, people are blowing things up all over the place. And in college I thought it was amusing to smoke french fries.

Mr. Edible Starchy Tuber Head. This one is for Grace Darby, who didn't get a Mr. Potato Head the day her sister Merri fell down and hurt herself.

The Gargoyle Home Page.

Interactive Human Cadaver. I know this sounds really alt.tasteless, but it's pretty cool: a body was sectioned and digitized, and you can zoom in, manipulate the image, and so on. Sort of The Visible Man Online. Just be warned: the dead guy looks really dead. It gave me a chill the first time I checked it out. Netscape couldn't find the server last time I tried this. I really hope it's still online somewhere.

Macabre Mania, a marketplace for such handy Halloween items as caskets, ghoulish kitchens, haunted floors, prosthetics, and electric chairs. Netscape couldn't find the server last time I tried this, either, but I'm leaving the link for now. Plugging "Macabre Mania" into Alta Vista did generate some interesting results.

Forensic Entomology. Okay, I guess what I consider "educational" can be construed as pretty sick, but this is another fascinating site: a chapter-by-chapter introduction to forensics, including how to estimate time and cause of death.

The Wall o' Shame

The Barking Spider

The Department of Parareality went 404! Aieeee!!!!!

This link used to take you to the Shakespearean Insult Page, which I loved. Now it takes you to some useful and fun archives and stuff. But I want the Shakespearean-insult generator back.

Mefco's Random Joke Server

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