I will never overhaul this page. I will never successfully keep it updated. It will stand forever as a memorial to false starts, and an insidious trap for blinding proofreaders by tempting them to cross their eyes so that the 3D background looks 3D. Do not try this! Do NOT try this!

You tried it, didn't you.

14006 blinding, skull-fracturing, gray-matter-imploding headaches may or may not have been induced by this page during its dubious history.