Inhuman Beings
Jerry Jay Carroll
Ace, 249 pages
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Goodwin Armstrong is a private eye down on his luck. He's recovering from a messy divorce that has stripped
him not just of his family but most of his income, and he is losing business to a new security outfit that's just
moved into town. When Princess Dulay, a psychic with celebrity connections, offers him $23,000 to undertake an
investigation for her, he is only too glad to accept--even though what she's asking him to do is to dig up facts
to convince the government of the United States that aliens have landed on Earth.
Aliens? Naturally, Goodwin is skeptical. He even feels a little guilty about taking Princess Dulay's money. But
as he moves deeper into the investigation, things begin to add up. Two men in a blue car are following him around,
and he begins to have a sense of something evil lurking just out of sight. Clairvoyants--all of whom, like Princess
Dulay, have sensed a new and possibly malign psychic force in the world--begin to die in mysterious ways. Six public
figures are murdered in a single day; others appear, inexplicably, to have undergone serious personality changes.
After the second attempt on his own life, Goodwin finally becomes a believer. He sets out to convince the powers
that be that Earth has been invaded--and, when that fails, to save the world on his own. To succeed, he must stay
ahead not just of the aliens (who have taken over a lot of Earth technology, and are able to commandeer telephones
and security cameras and even spin dryers to track and injure him) but of the FBI, which thinks he's a mass murderer.
No one can be trusted: the aliens have worked out a way to inhabit human bodies, and it's nearly impossible to
tell who's still human and who's been taken over. In the end, of course, and after much tribulation and adventure,
Goodwin does save the day. I won't say how he manages it, only that involves a senior citizen, a steam engine,
and a nuclear device.
Inhuman Beings is published by a science fiction imprint, and doubtless will be marketed as science fiction.
Really, however, it's a genre-blender, a dizzy melding of one of the most cheesy of pulp SF concepts with hardboiled
shoot-'em-up detective fiction. There is absolutely no reason why it should work, but it does--wonderfully. The
narrative moves so fast the reader doesn't have time to question what's happening, and Carroll manages to invest
even his most impossible situations with a crazily consistent logic. He's aided by a tight, lean prose style that
doesn't waste a word and yet at times can be surprisingly lyrical, and by a very dry sense of humor, which invests
Goodwin's interior musings with a great deal of charm, and makes him much more interesting and sympathetic than
the two-dimensional B-movie character he outwardly resembles.
The book does have a flaw. The first two-thirds are beautifully paced and realized, but the final third, in which
Goodwin and members of the US government mount an offensive against the aliens, seems compressed and hasty, as
if the novelty of the concept had worn off. Plus, I was strongly reminded of a certain recent blockbuster movie,
in which the President of the USA and various brave military men and members of the public foil an alien invasion.
For me, this lent the last part of the novel a disappointingly formulaic quality. Actually, it wouldn't surprise
me to discover that Inhuman Beings is already optioned for the movies; it's a story that would lend itself
very well to film.
Reservations aside, I can recommend Inhuman Beings to anyone looking for a well-written, funny, and extremely
offbeat read. I look forward to seeing what craziness this talented author comes up with next.
Copyright © 1998 Victoria Strauss
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