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...one of the best...highly impressive...recommended...damn good reading...well thought out...a good storyteller...worth reading...can't stop until the last page...rarely lets the pace drop below a brisk galop...frenetic...fun...a roller-coaster of a ride...a  remarkable combination of fantasy and science fiction...Do read this one!...wacky hilarity...even more outrageous, and more fun, than the first...fulfills all readerís demands... a great cadence of humor...excellent...this is the book just for you...a fun read...one of the most exciting new sf/f novelists to appear in years...just as insanely absurd and utterly compelling as the first two...knows his subject matter...one of the genre's sharpest new writers...classic idea-driven SF...flat-out superb...a solid, satisfying and full-contact of a read...hits all the right marks...a gem of a collection...lively, fun, and in the best sense, entertaining...don't miss this one...explosively funny...a nonstop romp through a complex and captivating world...highly recommended...inventive, well thought-out...unique and exciting...full of irreverent wit...what more do you want?...energetic...rarely lets the pace drop below a brisk gallop...ingenious...plot unfolds like an origami sculpture designed by M.C. Escher...definite air of the mischievous runs through much of the logic, supernatural and otherwise...sheer variety...never lets the humor get out of control...complex characters...startling insight and compassion...a memorable, unusual protagonist...one of the best novels...a thoroughly amusing and interesting new slant...You've got to read this, it is a hoot...relentlessly combines thought and action...a fun book...a new and even greater (and funnier) adventure... snappy dialogue, lots of amusing details, a clever plot, and a generally witty sense of humor... one of those rare novels that combine levity and the supernatural in just the right balance... lighthearted...offbeat but humorous...this book is fun...works because it is simply over the top... I love the way Mr. Simmons plays with the standard action scenes...solid action at its best... something different...whimsical, fast-paced story...a recommended pick...a plot out of the ordinary...event-packed romp through a vivid world...Disturbingly plausible, richly post-apocalyptic, and seductively edgy...

 

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